Only a small portion of the song was sung in-game before Soren was interrupted by Lukas.
Soren: "Gary may seem scary, but he's a swell guy"
Soren: "Sally dillie-dallies, give her credit, she tries"
Soren: "They might look the same to the untrained eye..."
Soren: "But that's a lie, so I say..."
Soren (talking): "Uh... I can't say it!"
Soren: "I haven't had luck with humans,"
Soren: "They can be so unkind"
Soren: "But lend a hand to an Enderman"
Soren: "Soon you'll find you have a Friender-man!"
Soren: "As long as you never look them in the eye"
Soren: "You'll never have to say..."
Soren (talking): "Oh, this is proving difficult..."
Soren: "What's The End, if not a new beginning?"
Soren: "Sunset precedes, sunrise"
Soren: "And so I say, with tears in my eyes..."
Soren (talking): "What is it? The singing or the dancing? Ew, it's both, isn't it...?"
- The full song plays in the second half of the credits of Episode Three.
- It's possible that "Gary" and "Sally" are Endermen that Soren named.
- Jesse can end the song sooner than normal if he/she tells Soren to stop.
- Soren is the first character to sing in Minecraft: Story Mode, the second being Jack, with "Jack's Lament", and the third being Radar with "Taste My Bravery".