The following is a transcript of Episode 6: A Portal to Mystery of Telltale Games' Minecraft: Story Mode.
Jesse: Previously on Minecraft: Story Mode.
Flashback to Episode 5.
Ivor: That glow... that enchantment is the work of a very old group of builders, a group so old that they existed even before the Order of the Stone!
Jesse ignites the flint and steel, activating the portal. The shockwave sends them back and they drop the flint and steel.
Flashback to the Portal Network.
Portal Network zooms out slowly.
Swamp[]
Jesse, Petra, Lukas and Ivor fall out of a portal into a swampy world. They land in a graveyard.
Jesse: Okay, guys. I’m seeing grass, forests, lots of ground in all directions. All good signs so far...
Ivor: Ahem. (Points)
Jesse looks up towards the night sky, where there are two moons.
Jesse: Aha.
Petra: Verdict says? Definitely not our world. You owe me two iron, Lukas. Pay up.
Lukas: Okay. Okay. Here.
Lukas hands over the iron ingots to Petra.
Petra: Heheheh!
Petra takes the iron ingots and puts them in her inventory.
Ivor: Told you it was a dumb bet.
Lukas: Oh, who asked you?
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Stop goofing around.
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Sounds like adventure!
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This'll be no problem.
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...
Jesse: Would you guys quit goofing around? This is kind of a serious situation.
Petra: Sorry.
Lukas: Yeah, sorry.
Jesse: Aw, come on. Can't you hear it?
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(Petra only just now took the ingots)
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(Petra already pocketed the ingots)
Petra holds the ingots in her hand as she looks to Jesse.
Petra: Uh... spooky forest?
Jesse: It’s the sound of a new adventure! I bet this place is going to be awesome.
Petra pockets the iron ingots.
Petra turns and looks to Jesse.
Petra: Uh... spooky forest?
Jesse: It’s the sound of a new adventure! I bet this place is going to be awesome.
Petra stands still while listening.
Lukas: I hope you're right.
Jesse: Cut the worried faces, guys. Whatever this place throws at us, it’ll be no problem!
Lukas: I hope you're right.
Petra: It's just two iron, Lukas. Don't look so disappointed. You're making me feel bad.
Lukas: No, no...
Lukas: I was just... ugh. I'm just worried about Axel and Olivia.
Petra: What? Why?
Lukas: Well, if they followed us back to that Old Builder temple and went through the portal...
Ivor: They would arrive in Sky City. To find it overflowing with monsters.
Lukas: Yeah...
Petra: At least we already built them the bridge?
Ivor: That is more than we started with.
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I hadn't thought of that.
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They can handle themselves.
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I don't think they followed us.
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...
Jesse: Oh, man. I hadn’t thought about that. If they followed us... they could be in trouble.
Petra: Hey, maybe next time we’re in the portal hall we can leave a sign or something. Tell them which one we’re going through.
Lukas: I like that idea.
Jesse: Okay, so maybe they did. But they can handle themselves no problem. They'll find the next portal just like we did... and hopefully, we'll all be back together again soon.
Jesse: Nah, I don’t think they would have followed us. They had a lot going on in town. We'll get home and they'll be super jealous they missed out on all this.
Petra: Hey, maybe next time we’re in the portal hall we can leave a sign or something. Tell them which one we’re going through.
Lukas: I like that idea.
Ivor: Well, I for one vote that we not be so hasty to try and get out of here. Who knows what sorts of treasures this new world could hold? Besides, unless the next portal is disguised as a tombstone, I'm not seeing it anywhere near here.
Jesse looks towards a platform in the fog, with a book on top of it.
Jesse: You guys see some sort of... shape, over there?
Petra: Yeah, what is that?
Jesse: Let's find out.
The group slowly approach the platform. Jesse picks up the book and opens it.
Jesse: It says "Invitation." And then, "Read immediately! Your life depends on it!" Ahem. "Greetings, traveller-"
A horde of zombies approach the group from the other side of the graveyard.
Lukas: Yeah, that seems about right.
Petra: Keep reading, Jesse! We've got your back!
Petra and Lukas fight off the zombies.
Jesse: (Reading) “I humbly invite you to my mansion for an evening of food and festivity with your fellow adventurers.“
Jesse kicks an approaching zombie.
Lukas: That's... odd.
Jesse: Yeah. Weird, right? Whoa!
Another zombie approaches Jesse as they raise their hand while still holding the book in self defense.
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Hit Zombie
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Do Nothing
Jesse smacks the zombie with the book which merely knocks it back and stuns it.
The zombie hits Jesse across the face.
Petra: Toss it here!
Jesse prepares to pass the book over.
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Throw Book
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Do Nothing
Jesse throws the book to Petra and she opens it, while killing a zombie.
A zombie hits Jesse causing them to lose grip on the book while flinging it up in pain, Petra catches the book.
Another zombie approaches Jesse, to which Jesse draws their sword preparing to attack it.
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Strike Zombie
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Do Nothing
Jesse slices through the zombie causing it to trip, they then stab the zombie through the spine which kills it.
Jesse backs away fearfully as the zombie corners them, Lukas a zombie before seeing Jesse and killing the zombie approaching them. Lukas then glares.
Ivor kicks a zombie onto the ground.
Ivor: Petra! Anytime now? You can read, right?
Petra: Hang on, hang on, need to find Jesse’s place. Got it!
Jesse charges at even more zombies.
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Kill Zombie
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Do Nothing
Jesse kills the zombie before killing another one.
Jesse trips over the zombie whilst Lukas is seen killing another one.
Petra: (Reading) “Come to my home on the hill, just follow the path. Please watch out for zombies. Sincerely, The Host."
Lukas: (Sarcastically) Nice warning.
Jesse: Come on! There's the path!
The group leave the graveyard and follow the path in the ground. Multitudes of hordes of zombies draw towards them.
Ivor: I must say, this is the highest concentration of zombies I’ve ever seen in one place.
Lukas: You think this “Host” is going to be legit, Jesse? I just ask, well, because this place hasn’t exactly been friendly so far.
Petra: Hey. The invitation was classy, though.
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I hope so.
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Seems legit to me.
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It could be a trap.
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...
Jesse: Boy, I hope so. Wouldn’t mind getting out of the zombies for a bit.
Jesse: I don’t see why they wouldn’t be. The invitation and everything seems pretty legit.
Jesse: I’m suspicious too, Lukas. This has “trap” written all over it. Unfortunately with all these zombies everywhere we can’t exactly stick around out here.
Petra: I’m just saying, anyone who goes through the effort of making an invitation like that? How bad can they be?
The group notice a large mansion in the foggy distance.
Ivor: I’m going to go out on a limb and say... that’s the place we’re looking for!
Petra: Race you guys there!
Ivor: Oooh... yeah. I don’t race so much anymore. Bad, heh, bad knees.
Petra: You pick up that excuse at the same place you got that haircut? Because they’re both awful.
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You're on, Petra!
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You're not taking this seriously.
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We need to stick together!
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...
Jesse: Hope that fighting helped you work up an appetite, Petra. Because you’re about to eat my dust.
Petra will remember that.
Petra: Big words, Jesse.
Jesse: Petra, would you please take this seriously? This place is dangerous, and you could really-
Petra will remember that.
Petra: What’s that? I can’t hear you over the sound of ME KICKING YOUR BUTT.
Jesse: Hey, just try not to die okay? I’m trying to keep everyone together here!
Petra will remember that.
Petra: Sure, sure, that's fine. But you gotta catch me first!
Ivor: Hey! Too personal!
The group run towards the mansion, avoiding the hordes of zombies. Petra and Lukas take a separate route up the top of a hill. Jesse and Ivor run through the forest, starting from the graveyard past several zombies which Jesse can evade or bump into. Ivor notices a zombie and trips over, he crawls backwards as it gets closer. Jesse notices the danger, they draw their sword and charge at the zombie.
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Jump Zombie
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Do Nothing
Jesse leaps forward at the zombie, spins around and strikes through the zombie before sticking the landing.
Jesse trips up, but just as the zombie approaches them, Ivor throws his sword at the zombie like a dart managing to kill it.
Jesse looks back and sees another zombie while Ivor runs away.
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Impale Zombie
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Do Nothing
Jesse impales the zombie through the spine while a bat watches, then pulls the sword out after killing it.
Ivor impales the zombie through the spine while a bat watches, then pulls the sword out after killing it.
The zombie dies and the duo continue running forward through the graveyard. A zombie moves forward in the herd.
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Dodge Zombie
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Bump Into Zombie
Jesse narrowly evades the zombie.
Jesse runs into the zombie and is briefly stunned.
As Jesse rushes forward, some zombies crawl out of the ground, the first one appearing on the right.
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Jump Over Zombie
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Avoid Zombie
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Succeed
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Fail
Jesse leaps over the zombie and passes it.
Jesse trips over the zombie but gets back after recovering.
Jesse narrowly evades the zombie unharmed.
While running, another zombie crawls from the ground appearing from the left this time.
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Jump Over Zombie
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Avoid Zombie
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Succeed
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Fail
Jesse leaps over the zombie and passes it.
Jesse trips over the zombie but gets back after recovering.
Jesse narrowly evades the zombie unharmed.
The duo run past the graveyard at last, but Jesse soon notices is a huge river.
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Back Up
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Do Nothing
Jesse stops running just in time managing to back away from the river but Ivor bumps into them causing the duo to both plunge into the river.
Jesse stumbles violently into the river and Ivor falls into it as well.
While Petra and Lukas continue fighting the monsters from above, Jesse and Ivor advance down into the bigger ravine which consists of several zombies and spiders. Some more zombies fall into the ravine. Jesse can fight or dodge several zombies in the ravine.
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Fight Zombie
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Dodge Zombie
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Succeed
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Fail
Jesse slashes the zombie to death with their sword.
The zombie hits Jesse, momentarily stunning them.
Jesse narrowly avoids the approaching zombie without attacking it.
Jesse can encounter several more zombies which result in the same QTE. Jesse narrowly evades a zombie trying to hit them before noticing a spider approaching from the tree.
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Evade Spider
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Do Nothing
Jesse ducks under the spider, narrowly avoiding it and plunges under the water only to encounter another spider as it tackles. Jesse struggles under water before exiting the water again.
The spider jumps onto Jesse and tackles them, forcing them into the water. Jesse struggles under water and groans in agony upon exiting the water.
Jesse sustains damage while fighting the spider tackling them and unleashes their sword.
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Stab Spider
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Do Nothing
Jesse regains control and stabs the spider in the thorax.
Jesse keeps struggling but luckily Ivor helps them and kills the spider with his bare hands.
After recovering, Jesse is interrupted by Ivor.
Ivor: You hear that too, right? Almost sounds like a...
They look ahead at a massive waterfall.
Ivor: WATERFALL!
Jesse tries to swim towards the surface, but is hit by a zombie in the water. They fall towards a group of vines, hanging by the surface.
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Grab Vine
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Do Nothing
Jesse grabs onto the vine.
Ivor grabs Jesse by the arm.
Ivor: Not to worry! I've got you.
Ivor swings Jesse towards a nearby vine.
Jesse notices some more vines leaving opportunity to climb back up. A zombie can be seen falling in front of it as Jesse prepares to jump.
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Jump Onto Vines
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Do Nothing
Jesse jumps onto the vines and climbs up, Ivor follows them.
Ivor leaps forward and tosses Jesse onto the other vines before following them.
Jesse and Ivor make their way up to the surface. Jesse resumes the pursuit but momentarily stops as a zombie crashes onto the ground. More zombies fall into the crevasses. Jesse grins, they raise their sword and advance forward.
Jesse can fight or avoid a few zombies.
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Fight Zombie
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Dodge Zombie
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Succeed
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Fail
Jesse strikes through the zombie with their sword.
The zombie bumps into Jesse, momentarily stunning them.
Jesse swiftly evades the approaching zombie without attacking it.
Jesse can encounter a few more zombies before nearing the bridge. A skeleton launches some arrows and prepares to shoot Jesse. They see the skeleton and must avoid the arrows.
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Dodge Arrows
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Do Nothing
Jesse quickly evades the arrows, the shots continue and a zombie is shot in the head with an arrow, Jesse must avoid another shot. Jesse rolls to the left and avoids even more arrows.
Jesse gets shot in the shoulder and then the chest with two arrows.
Petra enters the bridge and slides through some monsters causing them to fall, Jesse must get across through the mobs blocking the way.
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Boost Higher
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Do Nothing
Jesse jumps onto the zombie's head and jumps higher, they dodge some skeletons and slice through several zombies. They finish with a skillful landing.
Jesse briefly jumps only to stumble onto the ground before picking themselves up again.
The two find their way into a dead end, with a large wall.
Jesse: Execute Manoeuvre 66! Stairs!
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Dig Wall
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Do Nothing
Jesse and Ivor dig through diagonally upwards through the wall.
Two skeletons approach from a bush and shoot at the wall, Jesse gasps before noticing that Ivor has dug the stairway himself, Ivor signals Jesse to follow him to which they oblige.
Jesse climbs up the wall and joins with Ivor then both of them grin as the mansion is seen in the distance. They make their way towards the mansion.
Entrance Gates[]
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(Won the Race)
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(Lost the Race)
Jesse: Woo! Nailed it!
Petra: Okay, okay. You won THAT one, Jesse.
Petra: What took you so long? Got stuck in some soul sand?
Jesse: Okay, okay. Just you wait til next time, though. Because you’re TOTALLY going down.
Ivor: Let’s maybe... get inside the mansion before we pat ourselves on the back too much, shall we?
The group sneak towards a fountain, near the entrance of the mansion.
Petra: That front door’s definitely a no-go.
A nearby zombie spots the group and growls.
Jesse: Stick with me, guys!
The group follow Jesse around the exterior of the mansion.
Two zombies approach Jesse and attempt to attack.
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Dodge Zombies
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Do Nothing
Jesse swiftly evades the zombies as they try to hit Jesse but miss. Jesse then encounters two more zombies.
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Dodge Again
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Do Nothing
Jesse swiftly evades the zombies as they try to hit Jesse but miss.
Jesse crashes through the zombies causing both to stumble.
Jesse crashes through the zombies causing both to stumble.
Jesse then parkours across zombies in a river by leaping from their heads and then gets back to land. Jesse looks up towards a window, where a creepy figure is watching them. The figure is wearing a white pumpkin for a head. They leave the window.
Jesse: The heck?!
Petra: What? What'd you see? You just... gasped. Like, like you’d seen something.
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A creepy guy in the window.
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I think I saw our host!
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Run now. Talk later.
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Jesse: Don't know who he was... some creepy guy in the window. He had a white pumpkin for a head.
Ivor: White pumpkin? No such thing as white pumpkins!
Lukas: Let’s save the agricultural discussions for inside, huh?
Jesse: I think I saw our host. He had a white pumpkin for a head.
Ivor: White pumpkin? No such thing as white pumpkins!
Lukas: Let’s save the agricultural discussions for inside, huh?
Jesse: Run now. Talk later.
Lukas: Good plan.
Petra: Okay, okay, tell us when we get inside then.
The group find themselves surrounded by zombies.
Ivor: Great! There’s no door back here! How are we supposed to get in?!
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(Optional Interaction) Look at Exit
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Jesse: Nope. Can’t go back that way.
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Look at Window
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Do Nothing
Jesse: There! We should be able to build up and break in through there! Trees! We can cut those down!
Ivor: Good plan!
Petra: Jesse, come on!
Lukas: There! If we build up, maybe we can break in through that window?
The group cut down the nearby trees and build up towards the window using wooden blocks.
Petra: Annnd now my inventory is full of wood blocks.
Jesse: Hey, you never know when those'll come in handy.
Jesse approaches the window and peeks inside.
Jesse: Looks like some kind of kitchen in there.
Ivor: Then break the window and get us into the blasted place!
Jesse punches through the window.
Jesse: Hope the Host doesn't mind us breaking through their window...
Petra: I’m sure he’ll find it in his heart to forgive us.
The group make their way into the kitchen.
Kitchen[]
The group walk through the kitchen, past a large amount of furnaces in the wall.
Jesse: Wow. Some kitchen.
Two voices are heard from another room.
CaptainSparklez: TorqueDawg, you know I don't care if you took it. Just give it back.
TorqueDawg: And I'm telling you for the last time, Sparklez. I didn't take the stupid thing!
CaptainSparklez: (Enters) I think we could avoid a lot of unpleasantness if-
TorqueDawg: WHAT THE...?
Jesse: Hi!
TorqueDawg: Oh, ha ha ha, very very funny. Show up super late, make us all sit and wonder what the heck is going on... this is your house, right? Cuz if it is, we've all been waiting for, like... hours. It's rude!
CaptainSparklez: Now easy, TorqueDawg.
Ivor: Jesse? Are you going to take this one, or shall I?
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Isn't this your house?
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We're not the host.
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We got an invite too!
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...
Jesse: Wait, this isn't your house?
TorqueDawg: Ew, no.
CaptainSparklez: Be polite. (To Jesse) No. I'm afraid we're not the ones behind this either.
Jesse: We're not the hosts of... whatever this is, sorry. We're just in here to hide from the freaking sea of zombies.
Petra: Yeah. It's pretty bad out there, in case you haven't noticed.
TorqueDawg: (Sarcastically) No wayyy...
CaptainSparklez: Be polite.
Jesse: We got one of these invitations too! What the heck is going on here?
CaptainSparklez: Darn! Sorry for the language. That wasn't about you getting an invitation. Just that I was hoping YOU could explain things.
Jesse says nothing.
CaptainSparklez: This is... TorqueDawg.
TorqueDawg: Sup.
CaptainSparklez: And I'm CaptainSparklez! Though, maybe you know that already. "CaptainSparklez?" I've got, like, 9 million fans?
Petra: "CaptainSparkles?" Are you saying that with a "z"?
Ivor: Petra, show some respect! The man's a CAPTAIN. (To Sparklez) Sorry, Captain. Civilians, amirite?
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Weird names.
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Awesome to meet you!
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No clue who you are.
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...
Jesse: Those... are your names? Like, your real names.
They will remember that.
CaptainSparklez: Yes?
Jesse: Huh, weird. Anyway, I'm Jesse. That's Petra, Ivor and Lukas.
Jesse: It really is awesome to meet you! I'm Jesse. And that's Petra, Lukas and Ivor.
They will remember that.
Jesse: Yeeeah, I actually have no idea who you are.
They will remember that.
CaptainSparklez: Oh. Really? Like... no idea? Like, none?
Jesse: Nope, sorry. But, uh, my name's Jesse. That over there is Lukas and Petra and Ivor.
Petra: Uh... I'll go first, I guess? I'm Petra. That's Jesse, and over here are Ivor and Lukas.
They will remember that.
Ivor: Charmed.
TorqueDawg: "Jesse?"
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(Jesse Is Male)
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(Jesse Is Female)
TorqueDawg: That's a girl's name.
TorqueDawg: That's a boy's name.
TorqueDawg: What are you guys, anyway? (Smirks) Some sort of "Loser Patrol?"
CaptainSparklez: TorqueDawg...
TorqueDawg: Aw, come on. That was hilarious.
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We're a big deal.
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YOU'RE the loser.
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Ha, good one!
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Jesse: Actually, we're the Order of the Stone. Legendary heroes. Kind of a big deal.
TorqueDawg will remember that.
TorqueDawg: Pfft. “Legendary Heroes,“ huh? I ain’t never heard of you.
CaptainSparklez: TorqueDawg, cool it! That sea of zombies has us ALL trapped, so we just need to try our best to get along.
Jesse: You would know all about Loser Patrols, wouldn't you? Loser.
TorqueDawg will remember that.
TorqueDawg: Whoa. You fronting, right now? Is that what's going on? What've you got? Like, 12 fans?
CaptainSparklez: TorqueDawg, cool it! That sea of zombies has us ALL trapped, so we just need to try our best to get along.
Jesse: Ha! That's a good one! You... you are very funny, TorqueDawg.
TorqueDawg will remember that.
TorqueDawg: I, uh... wow. You know something? No one ever gets my sense of humor. I think I like you, pipsqueak! Look... sorry if I was coming down harsh on you. Y'see, I was expecting to swoop in, score some sick snackage and bounce, y'know? But, uh... well, thanks to those stupid zombies, TorqueDawg's trapped here with all these losers.
TorqueDawg: Yeah, that's what I thought.
TorqueDawg will remember that.
CaptainSparklez: TorqueDawg, cool it! That sea of zombies has us ALL trapped, so we just need to try our best to get along.
TorqueDawg: Worst. Day. EVER.
CaptainSparklez: Just try and look on the bright side.
TorqueDawg: I hate so much about the way you choose to be.
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Is everyone here as rude as you?
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Is everyone here awesome too?
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How many are here?
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Can we work together?
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...
(If Jesse didn't say "Ha, good one!")
Jesse: Hm. All these other people as rude as you?
TorqueDawg: Watch yourself, little dude.
(If Jesse said "Ha, good one!")
Jesse: Man, are all these other people as awesome as you guys?
CaptainSparklez: Well, it is a group of well-respected adventurers, treasure-hunters, master builders...
Jesse: Wait, how many more people are in this place?
CaptainSparklez: Counting us, seven?
TorqueDawg: Mm-hm. Most of them, useless.
Jesse: Maybe we can all work together to get through those zombies? Power in numbers and all that?
CaptainSparklez: That's what we were trying to figure out! Just can't get EVERYONE to work together...
Ivor: Am I sensing some drama here between the two of you?
CaptainSparklez: Just, heh, just a touch.
TorqueDawg: Pfft. Whatever.
TorqueDawg: I tell you what. The minute all them weird zombies are gone, TorqueDawg is outta here!
Jesse: Okay, so the sea of zombies isn't normal. Good to hear.
Petra: Two moons IS normal, though, right?
CaptainSparklez: Um... the moons...? Yeah.
TorqueDawg: Why don't you know about this stuff? You from, like, out of town or something?
Suddenly, the room goes dark.
Petra: Whoa!
Jesse: Gah!
Ivor: Aaah!
Lukas: What now?!
CaptainSparklez: Did you hear that?
TorqueDawg sounds like he's getting shot at with arrows.
TorqueDawg: Oof! Ow! Ooh!
Ivor: Something touched my foot! Who touched my foot?!
CaptainSparklez: Whew... I... I think it stopped.
Lukas: But what's up with the lights?
Petra: Is everyone okay?
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What's going on?
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TorqueDawg?!
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Dive for cover!
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...
Jesse: Hey! What's going on?!
Jesse: TorqueDawg? TORQUEDAWG?!
Jesse: Everyone! Dive for cover!
TorqueDawg is coughing.
The lights come back on. TorqueDawg is seen with Tipped Arrows stabbed all over his body.
TorqueDawg: Hey, Jesse. Jesse, c'mere.
Jesse walks up to TorqueDawg.
TorqueDawg: You've got...
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(Jesse is Male)
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(Jesse is Female)
TorqueDawg: ...a girl's name...
TorqueDawg: ...a boy's name...
TorqueDawg dies. Jesse lets out a gasp of shock.
CaptainSparklez: TorqueDawg...? TorqueDawg?!
Ivor: So I'm guessing calling dibs on his inventory would be...
Petra: Ivor!
Ivor: NOT classy. Got it, got it. Just needed to see where we stood.
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That poor guy.
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Jesse isn't a girl's name.
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Jesse isn't a boy's name.
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We were getting along, too.
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Sparklez, did YOU do that?
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Jesse: That poor guy... That's so awful...
Petra: Yeah. He uh... seemed like a little bit of a jerk, but that's still a nasty way to go.
(If Jesse is Male and didn't say "Ha, good one!")
Jesse: "Jesse" isn't just a girl's name.
(If Jesse is Female and didn't say "Ha, good one!")
Jesse: "Jesse" isn't just a boy's name.
(If Jesse said "Ha, good one!")
Jesse: Aw man. Just when I thought we were starting to get along.
Jesse: Sparklez, I hope this isn't an insensitive question... But did YOU do that?
CaptainSparklez: What? No! How could you say that?
Jesse says nothing.
CaptainSparklez: All those arrows! His inventory... Everywhere! How did that..?! Who..?! One minute he's alive... the next? Gone. Poof!
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That was awful!
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Were you guys close?
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Pull yourself together!
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Jesse: I know, that was absolutely awful. We were talking, like a second ago. And then suddenly, he's full of arrows!
Sparklez will remember that.
Jesse: Wow, you seem pretty broken up about this - were you guys close?
Sparklez will remember that.
CaptainSparklez: I mean, not really? He was kind of a tough guy to be close with, but it's still terrible!
Jesse: Sparklez, I know you're freaking out right now, but you've got to pull yourself together!
Sparklez will remember that.
CaptainSparklez: Okay, okay, you're right. Woo. You're right.
CaptainSparklez: Hoo. Hoooo. That was a freakin‘ shock... I can't believe it...
Jesse looks at the ceiling where the arrows that shot TorqueDawg came from.
Jesse: Everyone stand back.
Everyone stands back.
Jesse: Lemme see what I can figure out.
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(Idle Comments)
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CaptainSparklez: This is... why is this happening? Who would do this?
Petra: This whole thing is getting creepier by the minute.
Ivor: Jesse? Have you figured anything out yet?
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Look At Inventory
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Do Nothing
Jesse: Gunpowder, redstone dust, leather pants... Pretty much what you would expect, I guess...
Jesse's comments are interrupted as the platform lowers.
The platform abruptly lowers itself before Jesse can examine the items.
Jesse gasps in surprise.
The platform reveals a trapdoor and drops TorqueDawg's inventory into some hoppers. The group stares in disbelief. Jesse then examines the hoppers.
Jesse: There’s the trapdoor that sucked up TorqueDawg’s stuff. Looks like it's a matched set with that arrow dispenser up there...
Petra: But you saw his stuff - he didn't really have anything worth stealing.
Ivor: Perhaps it was simply to dispose of the evidence...
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Grab Tipped Arrow
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Do Nothing
Jesse picks up one of the tipped arrows.
Jesse: Guys. Found something... strange about this arrow. Ivor - you know potions and enchantments and weird stuff like that. What do you make of it?
Jesse gives the arrow to Ivor.
Ivor picks up one of the tipped arrows.
Ivor: Everyone. I've just noticed something very peculiar... Look.
Ivor grabs the Tipped Arrow and begins sniffing it.
Ivor: Mm. Smells like... yes! Potion of Poison?
CaptainSparklez: Oh, is it a t-tipped arrow? Oh, I've heard of those. They're... they're still pretty new. Nasty stuff.
Ivor: Using potions to make arrows... the possibilities are fascinating.
Lukas: Would you stop pointing that thing all over the place? You're making me nervous.
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What else are you not telling us?
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Seen them used like this?
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Wait, what kind of arrow?
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Jesse: You say you know about these... "tipped arrows"... Anything else you know that you're not telling us?
CaptainSparklez: You're not implying what I think you are implying, are you? Because I had nothing to do with this! Nothing!
Jesse: You ever seen them used like this before?
CaptainSparklez: In a trap like this? No way.
Jesse: Back up. What'd you say that was?
CaptainSparklez: Uh... tipped arrows? You can, like, put different potion effects on them.
Ivor: Any idea on how to make these, Captain?
CaptainSparklez: Not really my forte, sorry.
CaptainSparklez: Could've sworn I saw someone doing a tutorial on how to make those not too long ago...
Ivor gives the tipped arrow back to Jesse.
CaptainSparklez: But my nerves are too shot to remember who right now.
Ivor glares at Sparklez.
Jesse: Well, let me know if it comes back to you.
Jesse winks and pockets the tipped arrow.
Lizzie: (from the other side) Hello? Everything okay in here..?
Lizzie enters the kitchen.
Lizzie: Whoa! What's with the crowd?
CaptainSparklez: I, uh... I was just about to get everyone together to tell them at once.
Lizzie: Okay...? (to Jesse's group) Hang on a minute! It's you. I recognize you!
Lukas: Excuse me?
Ivor: Uh. Yes. What?
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I've never seen you before.
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You recognize us?
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That's not possible.
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Jesse: Oh, really? Because I've never seen you in my life.
Jesse: "Recognize us?" How?
Jesse: It's a long story, but that's actually impossible. There's no way we could have met before.
Jesse scratches their head.
Petra: Okay, what on earth are you talking about?
Lizzie: I'll show you. Follow me.
Lizzie walks out.
Petra: Um... okay.
The rest of the group follow Lizzie to the living room.
Living Room[]
The group enter the living room.
Cassie: Lizzie! Hi! Did you see all of these new-- Oh you've got them with you.
Portraits of Jesse's group are hung up on the walls. Jesse gets shocked.
Cassie: Well, first it was just the portraits of the people already here, then poof... you guys.
Jesse: Whoa. That's... unexpected.
Petra: Yeah, no kidding.
Ivor: They're absolutely exquisite! Perfect!
Except for some reason, Lukas' portrait has a red dot on his nose.
Lukas: Well, not "perfect"--
Ivor: Absolutely. Perfect!
Jesse speechlessly looks around the room surprised by the portraits of the group.
Petra: Must've been when we showed up. Flattering how well they captured our likenesses.
Lukas: Some of us...
Petra: What are you talking about? Yours looks just like you.
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This is so creepy.
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Who could have done this?
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Someone's up to something.
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Jesse: This is so ridiculously creepy.
Cassie: Right? At first I was like, "Oh cool. Fan art. Flattering." But the more I thought about it... "creepy" is definitely right.
Jesse: I just can't figure it out... who would have done this?
Cassie: We've kind of been asking ourselves the same question.
Jesse: Somebody's up to something. I don't know what yet... But I'm going to figure it out.
Jesse says nothing.
TorqueDawg's portrait is X'd out after his death.
Jesse: Well that's definitely not a good sign...
CaptainSparklez: Come on everyone, let's huddle up in the dining room.
CaptainSparklez, Dan and Stampy enter the living room.
Petra: Wonder if he told them yet...
Dan: I can't wait to hear the big news!
Stacy follows behind Dan.
Stacy: Me neither!
Jesse looks up at Dan and Stacy's portrait.
Stampy: Ooh, I hope there's cake.
Petra: Guess not.
CaptainSparklez: Come on. Let's do this.
Cassie: Come on, Winslow!
Jesse and everyone else enter the dining room.
Dining Room[]
Sparklez leads Jesse and the group into the dining room, where everyone else is waiting.
CaptainSparklez: Here, let me introduce you all properly. You guys already met Cassie Rose and LDShadowLady.
Lizzie: But my friends call me Lizzie.
CaptainSparklez: This is StacyPlays, StampyCat, and that's Dan "The Diamond Minecart."
Petra: (To Dan) When did your hair change color? Wasn't it...?
CaptainSparklez: It's funny. Before you guys showed up...we all knew each other here.
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(Said "We're a big deal.")
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(Said Anything Else)
CaptainSparklez: They're the Order of the Stone, Jesse, Petra, Lukas and Ivor. Apparently they're famous heroes where they come from.
CaptainSparklez: Their names are Jesse, Petra, Lukas and Ivor.
Dan: You said there was news? Is it good? Good news?
CaptainSparklez: Ah yeah. It's um...bad news, I'm afraid. TorqueDawg...is dead.
Stampy: Good heavens.
Cassie: Oh no.
Dan: Wait, what?
Stacy: But TorqueDawg was so tough, there was nothing that could take him down. What happened?
Dan: Yeah...What on Earth is going on here, Sparklez?
Ivor: This is going well so far.
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It was a terrible accident.
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We're looking into it.
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[Show them the Arrow]
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Jesse: I was there. It was a terrible accident.
Stampy: An accident? Oh my.
Dan: Oh, come on, Stampy. Don't be so gullible. Must've been quite the "accident" to take out TorqueDawg.
Jesse: Easy, easy everyone. We're looking into it and we're going to figure it out.
Stacy: And I'm supposed to trust you?
CaptainSparklez: Stacy, hey, They were there when TorqueDawg died too. They can help.
Stacy looks annoyed
Jesse pulls out the tipped arrow.
Jesse: These are what got him.
Lizzie: Tipped Arrows?
Stacy: Does this mean someone set a trap for TorqueDawg? That's nasty.
CaptainSparklez: I know, I know it's a big shock. We're still trying to figure out the details of what's going on.
Dan: Ah, I can't believe TorqueDawg's gone, just like that.
Stacy: So...what happened to his stuff?
Cassie: Whoa! How could you say that?!
Stacy: What? It's a valid question.
Petra: Whoa.
Stampy: Come on everyone, come on. Don't get greedy!
Stacy: Just... I want to know what happened. For curiosity's sake.
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It disappeared.
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Why do you care?
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That's pretty cold.
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Jesse: His stuff just disappeared. Went down this weird hole in the floor.
Stampy: Are we just supposed to take your word for that?
CaptainSparklez: Guys, I saw it too. Jesse was poking around TorqueDawg's stuff right before it got sucked into a hopper.
Jesse: Why do you care so much about TorqueDawg's stuff?
Stacy: I was just-ugh. I was just wondering, okay? I'm-I'm a curious person.
Jesse: Wow. That's a pretty cold question, don't you think?
Stacy: Well... Let's just say you didn't know TorqueDawg like we did.
Lukas: I can't believe you guys are arguing like this after someone just died!
Stacy: Well... Let's just say you didn't know TorqueDawg like we did.
Lukas: So I'm looking at this situation and I'm trying to figure something out. Is this just about TorqueDawg or is there a bigger picture?
Petra: Yeah. Why have our portraits?
Lizzie: I dunno guys. Knowing TorqueDawg I think this might just be about him.
Petra: Am I picking up some beef here?
Lizzie: Uh, what? No! I don't know what you're talking about.
Everyone looks at Lizzie.
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The invitations prove otherwise.
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You think he deserved it?
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What aren't you saying?
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Jesse: Okay, but then why invite us all here?
Lizzie: That's true, hadn't thought about that.
Jesse: What, like you think he deserved it?
Lizzie: Well that sounds pretty harsh, but, uh...I dunno? Maybe?
Jesse: There something you're not telling me, Lizzie?
Lizzie: Uh, no. Sorry. That came out wrong. Know what? Forget I said anything.
Lizzie: You know what? Forget I said anything.
Lizzie: Well someone brought us all here for a reason. Including TorqueDawg.
Dan: What if we're all in danger?
Stacy: Ohmygosh! Dan's right!
Stampy: Whoever's doing this... they could be hunting us!
Lizzie: "Hunting us?!"
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I'm not scared!
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We can work together.
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Leave me out of this.
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Jesse: Please, I'm not scared. I've faced way worse than some creepy house.
Stacy: Yeah. Maybe we should try and be a bit more courageous here.
CaptainSparklez: That's the spirit!
Jesse: Hey, come on everyone. If there's one thing I believe in, it's teamwork. If we all stick together and get through this as a team, we'll be fine!
Dan: Ha. Inspiring...
They will remember that.
CaptainSparklez: There you go, guys! Teamwork makes the dream work!
Ivor: Wow.
Jesse: Hey, I don't know what kind of danger you guys are wrapped up in, but we just met you so... I'm thinking this isn't my problem.
They will remember that.
CaptainSparklez: Well, uh... We're all stuck in this house now, so it kinda is your problem too?
Cassie: Oh, I knew I never should have come here.
They will remember that.
Dan: Oh no, this is bad. This is so very very bad.
Stampy: Oh, all of this "danger" talk has my stomach all queasy.
Stacy: Stampy! Come over here! (whispers) I need to talk to you about something.
Stampy and Stacy walk off.
Dan: (whispering) Lizzie. Psst. Lizzie!
Lizzie sits with Dan. Cassie and Sparklez eventually pair up too.
Ivor: The more I think about it, the more I think there's something these people really don't want us to know.
Petra: One of them's gotta know the truth about what's going on here.
Lukas: It'd be nice to figure out what on earth is going on here...especially if we're gonna be stuck with these people until dawn.
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Detective time.
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What makes you so sure?
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Let's gain their trust.
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Jesse: Sounds like we got a mystery to solve, people. Luckily, Detective Jesse is one the case.
Jesse: And what makes you so sure about that?
Petra: I... I dunno. Just a feeling, I guess?
Ivor: And a past history with tumultuous social circles...
Jesse: I say we talk to everyone and gain their trust.
Petra: Yeah. Good luck with that.
CaptainSparklez: Hi guys. Sorry to interrupt... I know you just got here, but I think you understand what's at stake. If you can help us figure out what's going on here, why that happened to TorqueDawg... You could help save our lives.
Lukas: Let's get investigating then.
Jesse must investigate the pairs of people before proceeding.
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Talk to your friends
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Talk to Dan and Lizzie
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Talk to StampyCat and StacyPlays
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Talk to Cassie and Sparklez
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First Conversation
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Returning Conversation
Jesse: Hey guys.
Petra: Hey Jesse. How's it going?
Lukas: Yeah, find anything out yet why TorqueDawg was...you know?
Jesse: Hey guys.
Ivor: How goes the investigation?
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Any theories?
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I wanted to talk to you first.
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Something strange is going on.
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I'm going to keep asking around.
Jesse: You guys have any theories about what's going on?
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(Talked to Your Friends first)
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(Talked to Dan and Lizzie & Cassie and Sparklez first)
(If Jesse talked to their friends first or did anything else)
Lukas: Nothing concrete yet... But Lizzie and Dan over there seem like they might be hiding something.
Ivor: I was developing a theory that Sparklez was in on it, but even I have to admit... he just seems too nice.
Petra: True that.
Jesse: That's a good lead, Lukas. Thanks.
(If Jesse talked to Dan and Lizzie & Cassie and Sparklez before talking to Stampy and Stacy)
Ivor: I don't trust any of them. I think they could all be on it together!
Petra: Surprise. Ivor's being paranoid.
Lukas: Have you talked to, uh, Cat Guy and Stacy yet? I don't like the way they're all huddled up.
Jesse: Good tip.
Jesse: I actually just wanted to talk to you guys first - check in on how you're doing.
Lukas: Oh. Uh, we're fine.
Petra: Yeah, for the most part. Little weirded out with this whole... situation. But other than that I'd say we're fine.
Ivor: Very kind of you to ask though.
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These people have drama.
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...
(If Jesse talked to StacyPlays and StampyCat or Dan and Lizzie.)
Jesse: I don't know if you've picked up this vibe yet, but these people have some serious drama going on.
Petra: Yeah, no kidding.
Jesse: There's definitely something strange going on here. I'm just getting a bad feeling from the whole thing.
Petra: Yeah, I'm with you. You should keep questioning people, see what you can find out.
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TorqueDawg was a thief
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I heard about a "rare item."
(If Jesse spoke to StacyPlays and StampyCat and said "TorqueDawg stole from you." to Dan and Lizzie.)
Jesse: Seems like TorqueDawg was a pretty notorious thief...
Ivor: Feh. Can't say I'm surprised.
Petra: I wonder if that trap was supposed to get back what he stole from someone.
(If Jesse asked "Why target him?" to Dan and Lizzie & asked Stampy and Lizzie before Sparklez and Cassie)
Jesse: There are stories flying around about some "rare item" that TorqueDawg claimed to have. People seem pretty hesitant to talk about it though.
Lukas: Mysterious. I wonder what it is...
Jesse: I'm going to keep asking around about TorqueDawg.
Lukas: Good luck!
Ivor: Yes. Happy investigating.
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First Conversation
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Returning Conversation
Jesse: Hey there, Dan. Lizzie.
Dan: Oh uh, hello?
Lizzie: Hi there.
Jesse sits down.
Jesse: If you don't mind, I actually had some questions about this TorqueDawg situation.
Dan: Yeah? Go ahead.
Jesse: Hey guys.
Lizzie: Oh... hello. Got more questions, do you?
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Why so interested in his stuff?
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You disliked TorqueDawg
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Why target him?
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That's it for now.
Jesse: It seemed like some people were really interested in seeing TorqueDawg's stuff. Any idea why?
Lizzie: An adventurer like him? He could've had all sorts of cool stuff.
Jesse: Uh-huh...
Jesse: Lizzie, seems like you're not much of a TorqueDawg fan. What's the deal?
Lizzie: Oh come on, you met him, right? Nobody liked that guy, I'm just the only one who will actually admit it.
Dan: He um...yeah, he definitely wasn't the nicest person.
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TorqueDawg stole from you.
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Drop the subject.
(This option only appears if Jesse has said "Why doesn't Lizzie like him?" to Stampy and Stacy before talking to Dan & Lizzie)
Jesse: So, Lizzie. I heard something interesting about you and TorqueDawg.
Lizzie: Yeah? What'd you hear? I'm sure there are all sorts of rumors floating around out there.
Dan: Lizzie...
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He stole from you!
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Stampy already told me.
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You're hiding something.
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Jesse: I heard he stole from you!
Lizzie: Whoa! Would you keep it down? Okay. Yes. He did.
Lizzie will remember that.
Jesse: Lizzie, it's okay. Stampy already told me. I know the truth about you and TorqueDawg.
Lizzie will remember that.
Lizzie: Ugh. That pointy-eared blabbermouth! Okay. Yes. It's true.
Jesse: I know you're hiding something, "Shadow Lady".
Lizzie will remember that.
Dan: Aw, come on, Lizzie. You might as well come clean.
Lizzie: Fine, fine. Nice work, "detective." It's true.
Dan: Lizzie! Would you cut it out with the secrecy and the lying and everything? Everyone KNOWS TorqueDawg broke into your place and-
Lizzie: Whoa! Would you keep it down? Okay. Yes. He did.
Lizzie: He stole one of my Creeper Head trophies - my very first one! I just didn't wanna mention it before because I didn't wanna look guilty.
Dan: Wait. Creeper Head? This isn't about the-
Lizzie: Dan! Shh! No, not in front of... And no. I told you - I never had it.
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Dan, what was stolen?
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Drop the subject.
Jesse: Dan, you seemed surprised by Lizzie mentioning a stolen Creeper Head... What did you THINK TorqueDawg had stolen from her?
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(If you already asked "Why target him?")
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(If you didn't already ask "Why target him?")
Dan: Uh...remember that "rare item" you were asking us before? Yeah, it's that. And I'm still not going to talk about it. Sorry.
Dan: No offense, but I'm not sure I feel comfortable discussing it with you. Sorry.
(Depending on the order of questions you asked, Jesse will either continue asking or end the conversation).
(Depending on the order of questions you asked, Jesse will either continue asking or end the conversation).
Jesse: TorqueDawg was clearly targeted with this trap. Why him?
Dan: Well, he was bragging about having some kind of "rare item."
Lizzie: Wouldn't show it to anyone of course. Typical TorqueDawg.
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He had a rare item.
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Drop the subject.
Jesse: So this "rare item" that TorqueDawg claimed to have, what can you tell me about it.
Lizzie: We don't know exactly.
Dan: Yeah, sorry.
Jesse: Okay...
(Depending on the order of questions you asked, Jesse will either continue asking or end the conversation).
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(Asked only one Question/Didn't ask any Questions)
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(Asked more than one Question)
Jesse: Don't go anywhere.
Jesse leaves.
Jesse: Thanks guys.
Jesse leaves.
Jesse: Okay, that's it for now. Thanks.
Jesse leaves the table.
Petra: What'd you find out?
Jesse: It's all tangled up, but it sounds like Torque Dawg claimed to have some sort of "rare item"...
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(Said "TorqueDawg stole from you.")
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(Said "He had a rare item")
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(If Jesse said "Why doesn't Lizzie like him?" to Stampy and Stacy before talking to Dan & Lizzie)
Jesse: People THOUGHT it was something he stole from Lizzie, but all he stole from Lizzie was a Creeper Head.
(If Jesse said "He had a rare item" and didn't say "TorqueDawg stole from you.")
Jesse: It may have been something he stole from Lizzie? Hard to tell.
(Depending on the order of questions you asked, Jesse will either explain what was stolen or stop there).
Petra: I didn't see anything like that in his inventory though...
Jesse: Yeah. Something's not quite adding up here.
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First Conversation
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Returning Conversation
Jesse: Hey guys. Stampy and Stacy, right?
Stampy: Oh! Um, uh, hello!
Stacy: Hey Jesse. What's up?
Jesse: I know things are a little nuts right now, but I've got some questions.
Stampy: Oh? Really? What?
Jesse: Hey you two.
Stacy: What's up?
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Stacy was interested in his stuff.
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Why doesn't Lizzie like him?
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Who would kill TorqueDawg?
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Thanks, that's it.
Jesse: Stacy, you seemed pretty curious about what was in TorqueDawg's inventory. What's up with that?
Stacy: Well, TorqueDawg was a pretty notorious thief. I was just curious what he had. That's it.
Jesse: Mm-hm...
Jesse: Seems like Lizzie and TorqueDawg really didn't like each other... Know anything else about that?
Stampy: Oh that! Real shame. Real shame.
Stacy: He broke into her house and stole a bunch of stuff from her. She was super upset about it.
Jesse: You don't say...
Jesse: Anyone you can think of that would want... something bad to happen to TorqueDawg?
Stampy: Um, well. I never had that big of a problem with him, personally... But I know other people did? Quite a few actually. I don't know if you noticed, but... he was a bit of a griefer.
Stacy: Yeah... And a thief.
Jesse: Thief, huh? Interesting.
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(Asked only one Question/Didn't ask any Questions)
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(Asked more than one Question)
Jesse: Thanks. I'll be back.
Stampy: We, um, look forward to it?
Jesse: Thanks, Stampy. Stacy. Don't leave town.
Stampy: Sure. We'll be sure to do... not that.
Jesse: Thanks, you two. This has been... enlightening.
Stampy: No problem.
Stacy: Yeah. No problem.
Lukas: So did you find anything out from Stacy or SturdyCat?
Jesse: "Stampy Cat"?
Lukas: Right right. So did you find anything out?
Jesse: Apparently TorqueDawg was a well-known thief.
Lukas: A thief, huh? That might have something to do with it, don't you think?
Jesse: Agreed.
Jesse: Hey, Sparklez. And... CassieRose, yeah?
Jesse sits down.
Cassie: Yep! Hi! That's me.
CaptainSparklez: Hey there Jesse.
Winslow meows.
Cassie: Oh, Winslow says hi too, haha.
Jesse: You mind if I ask you guys some questions?
Cassie: Nope! What're the questions?
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Why would someone kill him?
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Cassie, you got upset before.
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What about Lizzie and TorqueDawg?
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Thanks for your time.
Jesse: Got any guesses why someone would kill TorqueDawg?
Cassie: Oh, gosh. Gosh. He was a little... prickly around the edges, you know? You'd have to ask other people about that. I-- I didn't really know him.
Jesse: Mm-hm...
CaptainSparklez: I don't want to say anything mean about a guy that's not here to defend himself but, well, you met him right? "Prickly" is kind of an understatement.
Jesse: Cassie - you seemed pretty upset about people wanting to poke around TorqueDawg's inventory...
Cassie: Oh? Was I?
Jesse: Yeah. Yeah you were. Why was that?
Cassie: Well, it was just so... insensitive, right? It had just happened and she was all curious about what was in his pockets. Just... made me mad I guess.
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I talked to Stacy.
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Drop the subject
(If Jesse spoke to Stampy and Stacy before talking to Cassie and Sparklez)
Jesse: I asked Stacy about why she wanted to see Torque Dawg's inventory so bad - she said was "just curious."
Cassie: Ha, just like me. What a coincidence!
(Depending on the order of questions you asked, Jesse will either continue asking or end the conversation.)
Jesse: There was drama between Lizzie and TorqueDawg, right? Got any insight?
CaptainSparklez: Sorry, I'm not getting wrapped up in that. Especially now that TorqueDawg is... y'know.
Cassie: But it's weird, right? Definitely seems like there's some beef. Not that I, um, want to get into rumors or anything like that.
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(Said "TorqueDawg stole from you.")
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Drop the subject
(This option only appears if Jesse asked Stampy and Stacy first and then Lizzie about what was stolen.)
Jesse: I asked Lizzie about it actually - she told me that he stole something from her.
Cassie: Ohhh. I guess that would explain it.
CaptainSparklez: Ugh, even when he's gone, that guy makes it so hard to like him...
(Depending on the order of questions you asked, Jesse will either continue asking or end the conversation.)
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(Asked only one Question/Didn't ask any Questions)
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(Asked more than one Question)
Jesse: Stick around.
CaptainSparklez: Uhh, okay?
Cassie: You got it!
Jesse leaves.
Jesse: Thanks guy.
Cassie: You got it!
CaptainSparklez: What she said.
Jesse leaves.
Jesse: Sparklez. Cassie. Winslow. Thanks for the time.
Cassie: No problem!
CaptainSparklez: Uh, yeah, any time.
Petra: Get anything out of them?
Jesse: Found out this group has a whole lot of secrets they're keeping from each other...
Petra: That's definitely something.
Jesse: So TorqueDawg was a thief, and he supposedly had something rare... But... it feels like there's still a piece missing. No one will tell me what this "rare item" is.
CaptainSparklez: I, uh... I think I can shed some light on that situation, actually.
Petra: Well, now my curiosity is piqued.
Ivor: He already had me at "rare item".
Lukas: Of course he did.
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Why so secretive?
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Thank goodness.
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What is this thing?
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Jesse: Why is everyone so secretive about this thing? What's the big deal?
Jesse: Oh thank goodness someone's being direct with me. Thanks Sparklez.
Jesse: Oh for-- Argh. Just tell me what this thing is already!
CaptainSparklez: Okay, okay, I'm going to, I'm going to.
Jesse says nothing.
CaptainSparklez: There's a temple. Way out in the middle of nowhere. No one knows who built it but it's been there forever. People have been trying to track down the temple's location for ages because they want this treasure that's supposedly deep in its basement. Now, it looks like just an ordinary flint & steel, but it's actually super rare - it's got this enchantment on it and--
Jesse: (As Sparklez is talking) --it can open portal to other worlds?
CaptainSparklez: Exactly! Wait what?! You know about the enchanted flint & steel? How did you know that?! Did you-- have you seen it? Have you seen it today?
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I HAVE one, actually.
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No idea what you're talking about.
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...
Jesse: (Winks) I actually have one of my own.
Sparklez will remember that.
CaptainSparklez: Really?
Jesse: Yeah, I do. Just used it a little while ago to get--
Jesse shows the flint and steel.
CaptainSparklez: Oh geez put that away! You can't just pull that out here!
Jesse hides the flint and steel.
CaptainSparklez: Okay... You know, I had a theory about why you were here... and I think this might just prove it.
Jesse: Hey, I'm just a really good guesser. I was just... putting pieces together. I don't really have any idea what you're talking about.
Sparklez will remember that.
CaptainSparklez: Not to be cynical, but I'm not sure I believe you... But I do think I'm starting to figure out why we're all here.
Ivor: Sorry, we don't know anything about this... what was it? "Flintensteel?" Sorry.
Sparklez will remember that.
CaptainSparklez: Not to be cynical, but I'm not sure I believe you... But I do think I'm starting to figure out why we're all here.
CaptainSparklez: Everyone? Everyone!
Everyone sits at the table.
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(Revealed the Flint and Steel)
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[Remove Extra Dialogue]
CaptainSparklez: We've all been freaking out, wondering why we were all brought here... why TorqueDawg died... and Jesse has uncovered a very important clue.
Stampy: What? Really?
CaptainSparklez: Whoever killed TorqueDawg, whoever invited us... They're after the enchanted flint & steel--!
CaptainSparklez falls backwards from his chair into a trap
Stacy: Sparklez?
Sand blocks from above suffocate Sparklez and traps him there. The lights turn off.
Stampy: Panicpanicpanicpanicpanic--
Lizzie: What just happened?!
Dan: Stampy! Pull yourself together!
Stampy: Panicpanicpanicpanicpanic--
Lizzie: I can't see!
Dan: Sparklez!
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Someone get the lights!
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Oh no, not again!
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Everyone freeze!
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...
Jesse: Someone find the lights! Quick!
Jesse: Oh no, not again!
Jesse: Everyone stop moving! There could be more traps!
Jesse says nothing.
The lights turn back on, and a blue ambient light is coming off the chandeliers above. A painting of the White Pumpkin holding a diamond axe replaces the chicken jockey painting.
White Pumpkin: Greetings, "Adventurers." I... AM THE WHITE PUMPKIN.
Sparklez' inventory appears from the ground and disappears.
White Pumpkin: One of you has the treasure I desire and I will not rest until it is mine! Even if I have to resort...
The lights turn off for a brief moment.
White Pumpkin: ...TO MURDER.
The lights turn back on, and the painting disappears, revealing an armour stand of the White Pumpkin. Thunder striking is heard from the distance.
Stampy: More panicking! More panicking!
Lizzie: "White Pumpkin?!"
Cassie: I'm too cute to die!
The lights flicker and the White Pumpkin painting reappears. More thunder strikes are heard.
Dan: They killed Sparklez! They killed Sparklez!
Stampy: (Unintelligible gibberish)
Stampy runs away in fear.
Lukas: Woah! Hang on! Hang on!
Stacy: This is awful! Terrible!
Stacy slowly backs away in shock.
Cassie: Who was that guy?!
Dan: And there's no such thing as "White pumpkins!"
Stampy: Tell that to the white pumpkins hanging all over the place!
Dan, being horrified, screams for his life after Sparkez' death.
Cassie: I don't like it! I really don't like it!
Cassie sits down with her knees together on the ground.
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I saw him in the window!
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It was our host!
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Poor Sparklez...
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...
Jesse: I actually saw him in the window when we first got here! I am so getting out of here.
Cassie: You mean he's been in here the whole time?!
Jesse: The White Pumpkin is our host!
Cassie: That's the host? Well I'm not sticking around to see how the rest of this party goes!
Jesse: Man... Poor Captain Sparklez.
Lukas: Yeah, trapped by sand, that's a... rough way to go.
Cassie: Yeah, super rough. And I'm not gonna be next! I'm out of here!
Ivor: Farewell, Captain.
Lukas: Yeah, trapped by sand, that's a... rough way to go.
Cassie: Yeah, super rough. And I'm not gonna be next! I'm out of here!
Cassie gets up and leaves the dining room. Winslow follows her.
Petra: So much for a nice dinner party...
Cassie: (from the other side) Augh! Oh no!
Ivor: I don't like the sound of that.
Jesse kicks the door open and finds Cassie backing away from a swarm of zombies. Winslow hisses at them.
Jesse: Shut the door! Shut the door!
Jesse runs over to Cassie and pushes her away.
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Pull Lever
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Do Nothing
Jesse pulls the lever which shuts the iron doors.
Ivor: Jesse?! Come on! You're not falling asleep on me, are you?!
Ivor runs over to Jesse and pulls the lever, which shuts the iron doors.
Jesse: Ah! Sorry! Door! Right!
Cassie picks up Winslow.
Cassie: C'mere Winslow... Don't be scared... So we're stuck in here. And if we're stuck in here... We're all doomed!
The rest of the other YouTubers enter the living room.
Stacy: I thought I heard Sparklez say something about a flint & steel?
Stampy: Oh, please don't bring that up again.
Lizzie: Well obviously TorqueDawg didn't steal it.
Dan: Okay, but WHO then?
Lukas: Uh, Jesse?
A big red X is placed on CaptainSparklez' portrait, symbolizing his passing. Petra and Ivor walk up to the poster.
Ivor: Well. I guess I'm next then.
Petra: Nope. Not happening.
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Why would he want you?
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I'll protect you.
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Aren't you scared?
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...
Jesse: But your inventory's clean, right? No flint & steel? Why would he want you?
Ivor: I suppose he's just being thorough. Also I'm sure I've got something he wants.
Jesse: Don't worry Ivor. I'll protect you.
Ivor will remember that.
Ivor: I appreciate that, Jesse. I just hope that this "White Pumpkin" isn't beyond both of our abilities.
Jesse: You seem weirdly calm right now. Aren't you scared?
Ivor will remember that.
Ivor: Terrified, Jesse. This White Pumpkin is doing things I can't explain. And now it appears that he wants to kill me. So. Yes. Very scared.
Petra: I am not letting that guy take down anyone else.
Ivor will remember that.
Ivor: It's a good thought, Petra. But this White Pumpkin is doing things I can't explain - and that scares me.
Lukas: I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation for how the White Pumpkin is doing all this. I mean, the whole place has gotta be rigged with traps, right? TorqueDawg - trap. Sparklez - trap.
Jesse: Yeah. We need to find out what makes these traps tick.
Jesse's group walk to the entrance of the dining room.
Jesse: All right, I'm going to investigate that dining room.
Petra: Cool. I'll keep those guys in the hall for now so I can keep an eye on everyone.
Ivor: An excellent idea. Don't want them messing up the crime scene.
Lukas: I'm sticking with you, Jesse. Doesn't seem safe to wander off alone.
Ivor: Okay people, clear out! This is a crime scene!
Jesse and Lukas enter the dining room.
Jesse: Okay... how are you doing this, White Pumpkin?
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(Optional Interactions)
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...
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Talk to Lukas
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Look at Chandelier
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Look at Fireplace
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Look at Sand Trap
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Look at Portrait
Jesse: How are you holding up.
Lukas: You mean after seeing a guy get crushed under a ton of sand? Yeah, I'm definitely a little shaken up. We need to figure out who's doing this... and how.
Jesse: Well keep your eyes open. Between the two of us, I'm sure we'll be able to figure it out.
Lukas: Sounds good to me.
Jesse looks at a set of pumpkin shaped chandeliers above the dining table.
Jesse: All those chandeliers used to be glowstone before they got their "White Pumpkin makeover."
Lukas: They definitely add atmosphere... but not exactly the good kind.
Jesse: Impressive.
Lukas: Anything?
Jesse: Nah. Looks like a regular old fireplace.
Jesse: Man. Poor Sparklez.
Lukas: Crushed under sand... ugh. Really nasty way to go.
Jesse: This looks like the exact spot where the White Pumpkin appeared. But now... just a portrait. Unless...
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Punch Portrait
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...
Jesse punches the portrait. Behind it is an armour stand of the White Pumpkin.
Jesse: It's just... a costume. On an armor stand, with a jukebox for the voice. No sign of how it was triggered.
Lukas: Wow. The White Pumpkin must have some amazing redstone skills to rig up something like this. But why? Must've taken a lot of work to rig up... They must have a reason for it.
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To throw us off the trail.
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A diversion.
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To scare us.
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...
Jesse: I think it could've been to throw us off the trail, make us think there were two White Pumpkins or something.
Lukas: Well, hopefully something else in here can shed a little more light on the situation.
Jesse: It must have been a diversion from whatever was going on in the room at the time.
Lukas: What, like you think the White Pumpkin was in the room with us?
Jesse: Possibly...
Jesse: I think it was to scare us. A warning.
Lukas: Well... Mission accomplished.
Jesse says nothing.
Lukas: Well, hopefully something else in here can shed a little more light on the situation.
Jesse examines the dining table.
Jesse: Okay, so this was the dining table where we were all gathered together right before...
Jesse finds a button underneath the table.
Jesse: Okay, let's give this a shot...
They push the button to see what it does. The trap is activated, with sand falling down to suffocate any upcoming victims.
Lukas: Just like before--!
White Pumpkin: Greetings, "Adventurers." I... AM THE WHITE PUMPKIN.
Lukas: Yep. Just like before.
White Pumpkin: One of you has the treasure I desire and I will not rest until it is mine! Even if I have to resort...
The lights turn off for a brief moment.
White Pumpkin: ...TO MURDER.
Thunder strikes in the distance.
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(Examined Dining Table first)
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(Punched Painting first)
Lukas shoots the White Pumpkin's portrait. Behind it is an armour stand of the White Pumpkin.
Jesse: It's just... a costume. On an armor stand, with a jukebox for the voice. No sign of how it was triggered.
Lukas: Wow. The White Pumpkin must have some amazing redstone skills to rig up something like this. But why? Must've taken a lot of work to rig up... They must have a reason for it.
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To throw us off the trail.
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A diversion.
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To scare us.
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...
Jesse: I think it could've been to throw us off the trail, make us think there were two White Pumpkins or something.
Lukas: Well, hopefully something else in here can shed a little more light on the situation.
Jesse: It must have been a diversion from whatever was going on in the room at the time.
Lukas: What, like you think the White Pumpkin was in the room with us?
Jesse: Possibly...
Jesse: I think it was to scare us. A warning.
Lukas: Well... Mission accomplished.
Jesse says nothing.
Lukas: Well, hopefully something else in here can shed a little more light on the situation.
Jesse and Lukas glare at the armour stand while crossing their arms.
Petra: Jesse!
Petra barges through the door into the dining room.
Stampy: He's back! The White Pumpkin's back!
Jesse: Don't worry everyone, it's just a dummy. A White Pumpkin costume on an armor stand.
Dan: What? Why?
Jesse: The trap that killed the Sparklez, the whole show with the White Pumpkin... It was all triggered by a button on the table.
Lizzie: But... what does that mean?
Stacy: I am so creeped out right now.
Stampy: Understandably!
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We can unmask the White Pumpkin.
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The house is a big trap.
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The killer sat at this table.
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...
Jesse: It means that we can figure out the White Pumpkin's identity - whoever had access to the button must be him.
Jesse: It means that the White Pumpkin is toying with us. He set up this whole house as a trap and now he's just watching us get snared in it.
Jesse: It means that the White Pumpkin sat at this very table and pushed the button.
Lukas: It means that the White Pumpkin must have been sitting near the button and pushed it to take out Sparklez.
Stampy: Wait! So you're saying that the White Pumpkin... is one of us?!
Jesse: That's right, Mr. Stampy. One of us... is a murderer.
Thunder strikes in the distance.
Ivor: And he sat right... here!
Ivor sits at a chair with a button next to it.
Lukas: Wait, but that's not where Jesse found the button before--!
Jesse: There's more than one?
Lukas: I'll see if I can find all of them.
Lukas places an arrow into the table. Marking the seats with buttons next to them.
Petra: Nice work, Jesse.
Ivor: Yes, I must say I'm relieved to know that there's a logical explanation for what the White Pumpkin's been doing...
Lukas places more arrows.
Petra: So what now? Feels like we've made some good progress so far though, right?
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We interrogate the suspects.
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We connect the evidence.
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We keep looking for clues.
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...
Jesse: We need to figure out the must likely suspects and interrogate them. Judging by the tipped arrows and these traps, the White Pumpkin must have some serious chops in brewing AND redstone.
Jesse: We need to pull together all our evidence and see how it connects. That tipped arrow means the White Pumpkin is a master brewer, and the traps show that he's a real redstone expert.
Jesse: Once we get everyone calmed down, we need to keep looking for clues. So far we've found those tipped arrows, and these traps - meaning that the White Pumpkin is a great brewer and a redstone expert.
Ivor: Judging by the tipped arrows and the elaborate traps, this "White Pumpkin" must have some serious knowledge regarding both brewing and redstone.
Lukas: Okay, that's all of them.
Jesse: If you could all please take the same seat you were at before... Four of your seats are marked - these are the seats that had a button to activate the trap. That means that the White Pumpkin could only be Dan, Stampy, Lizzie, or Lukas...
Lizzie: Wait you're accusing us?! Wait, what?!
Stampy: I echo their sentiments exactly! I didn't even see a button!
Lizzie: Me neither!
Cassie: This is crazy!
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I'm not accusing anyone... yet.
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Calm yourselves.
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Well SOMEONE did it.
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...
Jesse: Hey hey hey I'm not accusing anyone... Yet.
They will remember that.
Stampy: Sure sounds like you're accusing us, stranger. And I don't care for it!
Jesse: Hey, would you people all just calm down?
They will remember that.
Stampy: "Calm?" Pft! Listen to this, talking about "Calm!"
Jesse: Well someone had to do it. I'm just looking at the facts here.
They will remember that.
Stampy: I don't like it. No sir, I don't like it.
Ivor: The evidence is rather incriminating...
Stampy: Yeah, well... your FACE is incriminating!
Jesse: I'm taking charge now, and I'm going to get to the bottom of this. I want everyone seperated - I'm going to talk to each suspect one by one so I can find out who's telling the truth... and who's lying. I've got a whole lot of questions, and I want nice little matching answers for each and every one of them. Understand me?
Stacy: Loud and clear.
Stampy: Yes. Crystal clear.
Petra: Who are you going to interrogate first?
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Stampy
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Dan
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Lizzie
Jesse: Stampycat!
Petra grabs Stampy by the arm to interrogate him.
Jesse: Dan!
Petra grabs Dan by the arm to interrogate him.
Jesse: Lizzie!
Petra grabs Lizzie by the arm to interrogate her.
Jesse then leaves the dining room.
Library[]
Jesse is in a library, waiting for Petra to bring in the suspect for interrogation.
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Dan
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Lizzie
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Stampy
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(Interrogated Dan first)
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(Interrogated Dan second)
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(Interrogated Dan last)
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(Interrogated Stampy first)
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(Interrogated Lizzie first)
Dan: Hey, I don't know what Stampy told you, but...
Dan: I saw Lizzie on the way out. I don't know what she told you, but...
Dan: Hey. I don't know what the others have been saying, but you have to listen.
Dan: I'm telling you, you got the wrong guy. Honest! I would never hurt anyone, you've got to believe me. If anyone has been wronged here, it's me. That enchanted flint & steel everyone's talking about? I found that! That's mine! Least it was before someone stole it. And now everything's gone completely crazy. People getting caught in horrible traps, everyone accusing and blaming each other...
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You invited people here for that?
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Now you want revenge.
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It means a lot to you.
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You refused to talk about it.
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...
Jesse: That's why you invited everyone here, huh? To find out who stole it?
Dan: What? No, no, no, no, no. I didn't invite anyone, that's NOT what's going on! I was invited here, same as everyone else.
Jesse: Oh, I see. Someone stole your loot and you want revenge, huh? That about the long and short of it?
Dan: Oh no no, no no, no no. I just want what's rightfully mine!
Jesse gives Dan a stare.
Dan: I mean, we ALL want it. Doesn't mean I'd kill people for it though.
Jesse: Uh huh.
Jesse: Wow, so this Flint & Steel means a lot to you, doesn't it?
Dan: You don't get it. Lizzie and I have been chasing each other to get that thing for years. And now people are DYING over it? I just want you to know the truth!
(This option replaces "It means a lot to you." if Jesse asked Dan & Lizzie "Dan, what was stolen?")
Jesse: Funny, when we were talking about the... "Rare-item" before, you were pretty tight-lipped. Why so eager to share it now?
Dan: Why? People are dying over that thing now! I just want you to know the truth! Especially with Lizzie being so jealous over me beating her to it in the end.
Dan: I just can't believe this is all over MY enchanted Flint & Steel...
Dan: I'm NOT the White Pumpkin! You've gotta believe me! What can I tell you to convince you?
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[Show him the arrow]
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How's your redstone, Dan?
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Who stole your flint and steel?
Jesse: Know anything about this?
Jesse shows Dan a tipped arrow.
Dan: Oh wow. I've never seen anything like that before.
Jesse: No? Tipped arrows not ringing a bell? Made using potions?
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(Interrogated Dan first)
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(Interrogated Lizzie before Dan)
Dan: Nuh-uh. But you wanna know about stuff with potions, I'd ask Lizzie. She's way better with that stuff than I am. I always go tell her with potions questions.
Jesse: Noted...
Dan: Have you talked to Stampy yet? He loves bows and arrows and stuff.
Jesse: So. How'd you rate your redstone knowledge?
Dan: Me. Phoof. Not much? Not really my scene. You wanna know more about that stuff you should ask Stampy - He was the Tri-Block Champion.
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(Interrogated Dan first)
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(Interrogated Dan second)
Jesse: "Tri-Block Champion?"
Dan: Yes! For three years running!
Jesse: Huh. Good to know...
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(Interrogated Stampy first)
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(Interrogated Lizzie first)
Jesse: Weird... Stampy said that YOU were pretty into redstone.
Dan: Ha, what? No. He's got me confused with someone else, I'm sure of it. Now Lizzie though... I've seen her do some awesome things with redstone. Between you and me, I wouldn't be surprised if she was the one behind all this...
Jesse: Yeah. 3 years in a row according to Lizzie.
Dan: There! You see? He's the only one here who could've built such amazing traps.
Jesse: Out with it. Who stole the flint and steel?
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(Interrogated Dan first)
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(Interrogate Dan second)
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(Interrogated Dan last)
Dan: Oh well Lizzie, obviously. She was jealous. Never got over the fact that *I* found it first.
Dan: I don't like, like, accusing people, but my guess would be Stampy... He likes to play it off like he's not interested in it, but I know he wants it just as much as any of us do.
Dan: I... I don't know. I don't know anything about it.
Jesse: And you just expect me to believe that? Seems to me that your name's been coming up connected to that flint & steel a lot today...
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You're the White Pumpkin, aren't you?
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Is Stampy the White Pumpkin?
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Is Lizzie the White Pumpkin?
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...
Jesse: Just come clean with me. You're the White Pumpkin, aren't you?
Dan: Whoa whoa whoa, no way. Not me. That's just not true. You have to believe me.
Dan will remember that.
Jesse: You want your enchanted flint & steel back and you built this whole house to get it!
Dan: I wouldn't do that! I wouldn't know how! Honest.
Jesse: But I want to ask - Do you think the White Pumpkin... is StampyCat?
Dan: Yes. Yes I do. With the costume? And the crazy games? It's got "Stampy Cat" written all over it.
Dan will remember that.
Jesse: But I wanted to ask you - Do you think the White Pumpkin... is Lizzie?
Dan: Yes. Yes I do. She's always sort of scared me, and she's have the sense of humor to come up with something as big and crazy as this. Besides. She's OBSESSED with that flint & steel...
Dan will remember that.
Dan: I just... I don't understand.
Dan will remember that.
Jesse: You can go now, Dan.
Dan: Thanks Jesse. Thank you.
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(Interrogated Stampy before Dan)
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(Interrogated Lizzie before Dan)
Dan: And when you talk to Lizzie... don't forget to ask her about those crazy magic arrows. I bet she'll know something
Dan: And when Stampy comes in... don't forget to ask him about redstone. He's amazing with that stuff.
Dan leaves.
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(Interrogated Dan first)
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(Interrogated Dan second)
Petra: Who's up next?
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Bring me Stampy
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Bring me Lizzie
Jesse: Send Stampy in here.
Jesse: Can you bring in Lizzie?
Petra: Right.
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(Interrogated Stampy before Dan)
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(Interrogated Lizzie before Dan)
Petra: Want me to send in Lizzie?
Jesse: That'd be great. Thanks Petra.
Petra: Want me to send in Stampy?
Jesse: Yeah. Send him in.
Lizzie: Jesse, listen. There's been a lot of talk thrown around today. I don't know what people have told you, I don't know what you believe, but I'll just admit it, I want that enchanted flint & steel as much as anyone. Probably more than any of them. I've been searching for it for YEARS. Do you know how much it stung to have Dan, *DAN*, swoop in and take it from under my nose? So aggravating.
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You invited people here to find it?
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Enough to kill people for it?
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You said you found it.
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...
Jesse: Ohhh and so that's why you invited everyone here, huh? To find out who stole it?
Lizzie: I wouldn't waste my time on all these "White Pumpkin" games.
Jesse: Wow. Would you kill someone for it?
Lizzie pauses for a moment.
Lizzie: Nah, I wouldn't do that. Starting to get real irritated with this White Pumpkin fella though.
Jesse: Hang on, I thought you said you found it?
Lizzie: Well I as good as found it. I did the research, I did the studying, I was all prepared to go in there and finally get it when that little goggle-wearing GOON swept in and stole it first!
Jesse says nothing.
Lizzie: Listen, I just want to get out of here and get on with my day. What do you have to hear to be convinced that the White Pumpkin isn't me?
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Did you take the flint and steel?
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How are you at making traps?
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You know about tipped arrows?
Jesse: I'm just gonna be straight. Who do you think stole the flint & steel?
Lizzie: Well it wasn't me, if you're curious - If I had an enchanted flint & steel I'd be off exploring some other world with it.
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(Interrogated Lizzie first)
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(Interrogated Lizzie second)
Lizzie: But me and Dan have been competing to find that thing for years. You're looking for a likely culprit... I'd look at that guy.
Jesse: I'll keep that in mind.
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(Interrogated Dan first)
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(Interrogated Stampy first)
Lizzie: I wouldn't put it past Stampy though. He'd love the chance to explore other worlds.
Lizzie: Between you and me though, I think Dan's whole story about it being stolen from HIM is a load of trash. I bet he's still got it.
Jesse: You like using redstone? Ever make traps with the stuff?
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(Interrogated Lizzie first)
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(Interrogated Lizzie second)
Lizzie: I'm fine I guess. I can make lights and doors and stuff. You wanna do advanced stuff, you gotta talk to Stampy. He was the Tri-Block Champion.
Jesse: "Tri-Block Champion?"
Lizzie: Yeah, like 2 or 3 years in a row if I recall correctly.
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(Interrogated Dan first)
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(Interrogated Stampy first)
Lizzie: I'm fine I guess. I can make lights and doors and stuff. You wanna do advanced stuff, you gotta talk to Stampy. He was the Tri-Block Champion.
Jesse: So I've heard...
Lizzie: Fine I guess. Lights, doors, that sort of thing... Dan was always way better than I was though. You wouldn't believe some of the stuff I've seen that guy build. Crazy conveyer belts, hopper systems... Traps would be no problem for him.
Jesse: Know what this is?
Jesse shows Lizzie a tipped arrow.
Lizzie: Tipped arrow. Kinda shoddy work through. Definitely not one of mine if that's what you're wondering. Some noob made that thing.
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(Interrogated Lizzie first)
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(Interrogated Stampy before Lizzie)
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(Interrogated Lizzie last)
Lizzie: Stampy asked me once about how to make those - Could be one of his. Plus, I taught Cassie and Stacy how to make those a while back.
Lizzie: Seems like something Dan might cobble together though. Plus, I taught Cassie and Stacy how to make those a while back.
Lizzie: What? Yeah. I knew what a tipped arrow was - I'm a good brewer. Doesn't mean it's MINE. I taught Cassie and Stacy how to make those ages ago.
Jesse: No? Because everyone seems to think otherwise...
Lizzie: What? What are you talking about?
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They say only you could do this.
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Is Dan the White Pumpkin?
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Is Stampy the White Pumpkin?
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...
Jesse: Yeah. Everyone I asked says that you're the only one with the skills here to make something like this.
You caught Lizzie in a lie.
Lizzie: Okay. Sure. Of the people here? Maybe. Doesn't make me the White Pumpkin though. And I'm not sure I like you implying otherwise.
Jesse: Nothing. Nothing. Tell me something though... Do you think Dan is the White Pumpkin?
Lizzie will remember that.
Lizzie: Oh most definitely. He and I have been competing for that flint & steel for ages - This whole scheme to finally get it seems TOTALLY Dan.
Jesse: Nothing. Nothing. Tell me something though... Do you think Stampy is the White Pumpkin?
Lizzie will remember that.
Lizzie: It's terrible to think about, but that totally makes sense. He loves his costumes and little games, he's great with redstone... seems like Stampy all over.
Lizzie will remember that.
Lizzie: Did you have... a point with this line of questioning?
Jesse: Thanks for your time, Lizzie. That's all for now.
Lizzie leaves the library.
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(Interrogated Lizzie first)
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(Interrogated Lizzie second)
Petra: Who's up next?
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Bring me Stampy
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Bring me Dan
Jesse: Send Stampy in here.
Jesse: Can you send Dan in, please?
Petra: Right.
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(Interrogated Stampy before Lizzie)
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(Interrogated Dan before Lizzie)
Petra: Ready for Dan?
Jesse: Yeah. Send him in.
Petra: Want me to send in Stampy?
Jesse: Yeah. Send him in.
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(Interrogated Stampy First)
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(Interrogated Stampy Second)
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(Interrogated Dan before Stampy)
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(Interrogated Lizzie before Stampy)
Stampy: Hellooo, I saw Dan on his way out and, I don’t know what he told you, but...
Stampy: Helloooo, that was, um, Lizzie on her way out, right? Listen, I don't know what she told you but...
Stampy: Jesse I'm telling you, this is just crazy! Absolutely crazy! Total misunderstanding.
Jesse points to a nearby couch telling Stampy to sit down.
Stampy: I don't even WANT that Flint & Steel thingy. Not, um, not as much as the others at any rate. Did I hear someone say that it has something to do with portals? I don't have any interest in portals, no sir, not for ol' Mister Stampy Cat, thank you. It's me! Stampy! Everyone's friend!
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So you DON'T want a Portal Key?
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I don't believe you.
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You seem nervous.
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...
Jesse: Aw come on now, Mr. Stampy. I thought you were some legendary adventurer. You want me to believe that you DON'T want an ancient artifact that lets you travel to different worlds?
Stampy: Ooooh that does sound tempting but, ah, nope. No thank you. I'm fine with, ha, local legend status. I'm a man of simple pleasures, ha ha.
Jesse: I'm not gonna sugarcoat it Stampy, I don't believe you.
Stampy: Well... Well I don't know what to tell you. Because that's the truth. It really is! Honest!
Jesse: I gotta say Stampy, you seem nervous. Everything okay? You comfortable?
Stampy: Umm.. What? No. I'm not nervous. Nope. Totally comfortable. I could fall asleep right here, Right now. I'm that comfortable. Honestly.
Stampy: Oh please stop with the staring you are KILLING me here. I liked Sparklez! He was the best of us! He was great! And... I'm sure TorqueDawg had friends too!
Stampy: Please, just tell me what you want to know.
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Who took the Flint & Steel?
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What's your skill in redstone?
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What about the tipped arrow?
Jesse: Okay, enough dancing around. Who do you think took the Flint & Steel?
Stampy gets ready to come up with an answer.
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(Interrogated Dan first before Stampy)
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(Did Anything Else)
Stampy: Honestly? I think it was Lizzie. She wanted to get it back from Dan - Don't think she ever really got over him sniping her for it. Sad, really.
Stampy: I don't think it was ever actually stolen.
Jesse: Oh?
Stampy: Yeah, so, Dan got it ahead of Lizzie, right? And she was pretty angry about it. *I* think he made up that story about it being stolen so she'd think he didn't have it anymore. Classic Dan move.
Jesse: What do you know about redstone? What's your skill level with the stuff?
Stampy: Well, well... you know. About average... average level? Moderate? I dunno how these things are graded these days.
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(Interrogated Stampy first)
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(Interrogated Stampy second)
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(Interrogated Stampy last)
Stampy: I know that Dan's been getting really into the stuff lately though. Just putting that out there. If you're curious.
Jesse: Dan's interested in redstone, huh?
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(Interrogated Lizzie before Stampy)
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(Interrogated Dan before Stampy)
Jesse: That's funny. I heard from Lizzie that you were the Tri-Block Champion.
Stampy: Who? Me? Ha! What a lark. No no no. She must be mistaken. I know that Dan's been getting really into the stuff lately though. Just putting that out there. If you're curious.
Jesse: That's funny. I heard from Dan that you were the Tri-Block Champion.
Stampy: Me? What? Hahaha no no no I wish! Ha. He must be mistaken. But, um, I *have* seen Lizzie do some pretty amazing things with redstone. Just putting that out there. If you're curious.
Jesse: That's funny... Because I heard you know all ABOUT redstone.
Stampy: What--?! What, um, are you talking about?
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You're the "Tri-Block Champion."
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Is Dan the White Pumpkin?
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Is Lizzie the White Pumpkin?
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...
Jesse: Everyone says you're the best at redstone. Something about being "Tri-Block Champion?"
You caught Stampy in a lie.
Stampy: Okay. Okay okay okay. Fine. You caught me. I know redstone. I'm technically even an "expert"... But I would never kill anyone I SWEAR. You have to believe me! Honest!
Jesse: You know what? Forget it. I actually wanted to ask you... Do you think Dan's the White Pumpkin?
StampyCat will remember that.
Stampy: He loves games. Crazy challenges. And he LOVED that flint & steel. I could definitely see him putting all this together. Ooooh it's horrible to think about, but that makes sense, doesn't it?
Jesse: You know what? Forget it. I actually wanted to ask you... Do you think Lizzie's the White Pumpkin?
StampyCat will remember that.
Stampy: She's been obsessed with that flint & steel for years... I feel like she wouldn't stop at ANYTHING to get it. Ooooh it's horrible to think about, but that makes sense, doesn't it?
Stampy: I just... I don't understand. Why are you staring at me like that? What? WHAT?
StampyCat will remember that.
Jesse: Know anything about this?
Jesse shows Stampy a tipped arrow.
Stampy: Oh wow, what is that? Some sort of... magic arrow? No, I've never seen anything like it before, honest.
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(Interrogated Stampy first)
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(Interrogated Lizzie first)
Stampy: You know who would love to see something like that though? Lizzie. She's wild about potions and brewing and all that. She's way better with that stuff than I am.
Jesse: Good with potions, you say?
Stampy: Very good! Could probably teach a class, ha!
Stampy: Dan could probably tell you something though. He loves weapons and all that.
Jesse: You're excused, Stampy. Thank you for your time.
Stampy: Oh thank goodness. This room's making me very nervous.
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(Interrogated Dan before Stampy)
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(Interrogated Lizzie before Stampy)
Stampy: And just be sure to ask Lizzie about that magic arrow. She's very good with those things.
Stampy: Not that it's any of my business REALLY, but make sure you ask Dan about that flint & steel. He's got quite the history with it.
Stampy anxiously leaves the library.
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(Interrogated Stampy first)
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(Interrogated Stampy second)
Petra: Who's up next?
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Bring me Dan
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Bring me Lizzie
Jesse: Can you send Dan in, please?
Jesse: Can you bring in Lizzie?
Petra: Right.
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(Interrogated Dan before Stampy)
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(Interrogated Lizzie before Stampy)
Petra: Want me to send in Lizzie?
Jesse: That'd be great. Thanks Petra.
Petra: Ready for Dan?
Jesse: Yeah. Send him in.
Cassie takes Lukas into the library.
Lukas: Oh come on, this is nuts.
Cassie: You had a button too! (To Jesse) Fair's fair. It's your buddy's turn next.
Cassie leaves the library and Jesse rolls their eyes.
Lukas: Hey Jesse.
Jesse: (Sarcastically) Ahh, my final suspect. Here to point more fingers and blame more people I'm sure.
Lukas: I didn't push the button, you know.
Jesse: I figured. Thanks though.
Lukas: How's it been going in here? It is just non-stop whispering and rumors out there. Me, Petra, and Ivor have pretty much been sticking to ourselves.
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These people have so much drama.
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I think I have my suspect.
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They ALL seem guilty.
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...
Jesse: It's been rough. These people have so much drama going on it's hard to tell what's about the flint & steel, what's about the White Pumpkin...
Lukas: Well I know you can do it.
Jesse: Ha, thanks Lukas.
Jesse: I think I have my suspect...
Lukas: Really. You actually think you know the White Pumpkin's real identity?
Jesse: Yeah. I'm going to tell everyone at once.
Jesse: So hard to say - I mean, the way they keep throwing each other on the minecart tracks it's like they're ALL guilty.
Lukas: Well if there's one person who can untangle it, it's you.
Jesse: Ha, thanks Lukas.
Jesse shrugs their shoulders.
Lukas: Yeah... seems like a pretty complicated case. Well if there's one person who can untangle it, it's you.
Jesse: Come on, suspect. It's time to return to the others.
Jesse enters the living room.
Stacy: So? Have you decided?
Stampy: Yes, who do you think the White Pumpkin really is?
Jesse: Now hang on, hang on everyone. First of all, I want to thank everyone for answering my questions. There's still not 100% proof of anyone but...
Dan: But...?
Ivor: Yes, where are your suspicions leaning, Jesse?
Lizzie: Jesse was definitely questioning Stampy the longest.
Stampy: What? No!
Stacy: Dan was in there way longer.
Dan: Hey! Not cool!
Cassie: Guys, guys, come on.
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I'm suspecting Dan.
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I think it might be Stampy.
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Evidence points to Lizzie.
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Not sure enough to accuse anyone.
Jesse: Having gone through all the evidence, I'm leaning towards Dan right now.
Dan will remember that.
Dan: Whoa whoa whoa. Are you serious? Are you serious right now?
Jesse: There's just way too much drama around Dan wanting his flint & steel back. It's pretty suspicious.
Dan: Guys? Guys! You're not really listening to this are you?
Lizzie: I say we lock him up in the library, figure out what to do with him in the morning.
Stampy: I fully endorse this plan!
Cassie: Sorry Dan, but we can't take any chances here.
Dan: No! This is nuts! I'm not the *White Pumpkin*! Are you hearing how crazy that sounds?
Cassie walks Dan to the library, followed by the other Youtubers.
Jesse: Having talked to all the key witnesses...I think it might be Stampy Cat.
StampyCat will remember that.
Stampy: No! That's crazy talk. Absolute crazy talk!
Jesse: Of the suspects, he's the one with redstone chops to make all these traps.
Stampy: No no no you can't really believe this, can you?
Dan: I'm thinking we lock him back in that library - Hold him there til morning.
Lizzie: Sounds like a good plan!
Cassie: Sorry Stampy, but we can't take any chances here.
Stampy: Oh come on! I'm Stampy Cat! Mr. Stampy! I'm no White Pumpkin!
Cassie walks Stampy to the library, followed by the other Youtubers.
Jesse: Right now, evidence seems to point to Lizzie!
Lizzie will remember that.
Lizzie: What! No way!
Jesse: She's the only one I was talking to who had any idea about the tipped arrows that were used to kill TorqueDawg.
Lizzie: Oh come on guys, you can't really be doing this.
Stacy: I vote we lock her back up in the library and wait til morning.
Stampy: I fully endorse this plan!
Cassie: Sorry Lizzie, but we can't take any chances here.
Lizzie: No! Guys! You know me - I'm no killer! I'm not the White Pumpkin!
Cassie walks Lizzie to the library, followed by the other Youtubers.
Jesse: I actually don't think there's evidence to accuse ANYONE yet.
Stacy: What?!
Petra: Yeah, that seems surprising.
They will remember that.
Jesse: I'm sorry, but I don't want to accuse anyone unless I'm 100% sure. And I'm not.
Cassie: Wow. Way to take a bold stance, Jesse.
Dan: Well, I for one am not comfortable being surrounded by possible killers so, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to barricade myself in the library for my own safety.
Lizzie: Fine. Suit yourself.
Stampy: Yeah, I'm more in the "safety in numbers" camp myself.
The Youtubers walk away.
Ivor: Well, that was certainly some excitement.
Lukas: Yeah, no kidding.
Petra: If the White Pumpkin is still roaming around though...They might be trying to set up more traps. We need to figure out how these things work. Like, we know that the Sparklez trap was triggered by those buttons under the table, but what about the trap that turned TorqueDawg into a pincushion? If we figure out how these things work, we might be able to find more proof about who the White Pumpkin is, how they're operating.
Lukas: Petra's got a good point.
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The trap is in the kitchen.
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The White Pumpkin was watching.
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It was triggered nearby.
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...
Jesse: However the White Pumpkin did it, he must have done it from the kitchen.
Ivor: Yes... Seems like it might be worth our while to poke around the kitchen...
Jesse: I'm not sure but the White Pumpkin didn't trigger it until TorqueDawg was in the exact right spot. That means he must've been watching from somewhere.
Lukas: Creepy.
Ivor: Yes, seems like it might be worth our while to poke around the kitchen.
Jesse: It must've been triggered from nearby. Just like the table buttons.
Ivor: Sounds like we need to investigate near the trap then.
Ivor: Yes, seems like it might be worth our while to poke around the kitchen.
Lukas: You guys go on ahead. I'm going to stay here and keep an eye on these other people. I don't want them trying anything while we're not looking.
Jesse: Thanks Lukas.
Kitchen[]
Jesse, Petra and Ivor enter the kitchen.
Petra: Back in the kitchen. So, what are we looking for exactly? Buttons like back in the dining room? Conspicuous white pumpkins laying around?
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We make sure this place is safe.
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We need concrete evidence.
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We find the link.
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Dan wants the flint and steel.
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Stampy was a redstone master.
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Lizzie was a potions expert.
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...
Jesse: This whole house could be full of traps... I just want to make sure this place is safe before someone else gets hurt.
Ivor: An excellent plan.
Jesse: Too many loose ends flying around. A lot of evidence doesn't add up. We need to find some definitive concrete evidence...
Petra: Got it. I'm on the look out.
(if Jesse chooses to not accuse anyone)
Jesse: We just need more evidence, anything that can draw a link to one of these people.
Petra: Got it. I'm on the look out.
(if Jesse chooses to accused Dan)
Jesse: Well, Dan's obsessed with the flint & steel. We have to see if anything in here can be tied back to him.
Petra: Got it. I'm on the look out.
(if Jesse chooses to accused Stampy)
Jesse: Stampy's a redstone expert. There's gotta be something in here that can prove he was involved.
Petra: Got it. I'm on the look out.
(if Jesse chooses to accused Lizzie)
Jesse: Lizzie's a potions expert. We need to see if can find anything that we can link to her - Like more of those tipped arrows.
Petra: Got it. I'm on the look out.
Jesse shrugs.
Petra: Okay then. I'll keep my eyes peeled for anything "White Pumpkin-y."
Ivor: Nice plan.
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(Optional Interactions)
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...
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Examine Hopper Trap
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Look at Arrow Trap
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Look at Ovens
Jesse: Huh. I wonder where TorqueDawg's stuff went when it got sucked away.
Petra: And Sparklez stuff for that matter.
Jesse: There's the tipped arrow trap again. Poor Torque Dawg.
Jesse: These ovens have been busy since we first got here. Who needs that much food?
Jesse walks up and observes a creeper painting.
Jesse: Does this painting have...eye holes?
Petra: Oh yeah, how'd I not noticed that before?
Ivor: Seems worth taking a closer inspection.
Jesse punches and destroys the painting to find a secret passage.
Ivor: Oh! It's some sort of secret passage way! Very clever. What do you suppose that lever does?
Jesse is about to pull it.
Jesse: Okay everyone, make sure you're nowhere near that arrow trap.
Ivor and Petra back away from the dispenser, and Jesse pulls the lever.
Petra: More of those potion-covered arrows. Nasty.
Ivor: Well, seems like we found how the White Pumpkin killed TorqueDawg.
Jesse: Yeah, and how he's getting around the house.
Ivor and Petra enter the passage while Jesse walks ahead.
Petra: I assume we're investigating the creepy passageway?
Jesse: I think we've come too far to turn around now.
Ivor: (to Petra) Well, after you then.
Ivor and Petra follow Jesse.
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(Accused Dan/No One)
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(Accused Stampy)
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(Accused Lizzie)
Petra: I hope Dan's okay locked up in the library...We could have put them in even bigger danger. What if there's more traps in there?
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He'll be safe in there.
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You need to trust me.
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Unless Dan did it.
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...
Jesse: Well even if it isn't the right person at least he's safe.
Petra will remember that.
Petra: I... guess that makes sense.
Ivor: Sort of...?
Jesse: Hey, do you trust me or not? I don't need people second-guessing me on this.
Petra will remember that.
Petra: Geez, okay okay, sorry.
Ivor: Yes, keep that temper up and people will start to think you're the White Pumpkin.
Jesse: Unless Dan's the White Pumpkin. In that case we're just keeping everyone else safe.
Petra will remember that.
Petra: Yeah. I guess. I just hope we find what we're looking for.
Ivor: I suppose that's a bridge we'll have to cross when we get to it.
Petra: Well I hope that it's a bridge we just avoid entirely.
Ivor: ...I've lost track of this metaphor.
Petra: I hope Stampy's okay locked up in the library...We could have put them in even bigger danger. What if there's more traps in there?
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He'll be safe in there.
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You need to trust me.
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Unless Stampy did it.
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...
Jesse: Well even if it isn't the right person at least he's safe.
Petra will remember that.
Petra: I... guess that makes sense.
Ivor: Sort of...?
Jesse: Hey, do you trust me or not? I don't need people second-guessing me on this.
Petra will remember that.
Petra: Geez, okay okay, sorry.
Ivor: Yes, keep that temper up and people will start to think you're the White Pumpkin.
Jesse: Unless Stampy's the White Pumpkin. In that case we're just keeping everyone else safe.
Petra will remember that.
Petra: Yeah. I guess. I just hope we find what we're looking for.
Ivor: I suppose that's a bridge we'll have to cross when we get to it.
Petra: Well I hope that it's a bridge we just avoid entirely.
Ivor: ...I've lost track of this metaphor.
Petra: I hope Lizzie's okay locked up in the library...We could have put them in even bigger danger. What if there's more traps in there?
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She'll be safe in there.
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You need to trust me.
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Unless Lizzie did it.
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...
Jesse: Well even if it isn't the right person at least she's safe.
Petra will remember that.
Petra: I... guess that makes sense.
Ivor: Sort of...?
Jesse: Hey, do you trust me or not? I don't need people second-guessing me on this.
Petra will remember that.
Petra: Geez, okay okay, sorry.
Ivor: Yes, keep that temper up and people will start to think you're the White Pumpkin.
Jesse: Unless Lizzie's the White Pumpkin. In that case we're just keeping everyone else safe.
Petra will remember that.
Petra: Yeah. I guess. I just hope we find what we're looking for.
Ivor: I suppose that's a bridge we'll have to cross when we get to it.
Petra: Well I hope that it's a bridge we just avoid entirely.
Ivor: ...I've lost track of this metaphor.
They come to another painting with a lever.
Jesse: What do you think that is?
Ivor: No idea. But look. A lever! The amount of redstone wiring that must be hidden in this place... Amazing.
Petra: Yeah, and deadly.
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Probably another trap.
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Don't touch it, Ivor!
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Oh! I wonder what it does.
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...
Jesse: I'm guessing that must activate another trap.
Ivor: Maybe one that's visible through that peep hole?
Jesse: Ivor! No!
Ivor: What do you think I am? Dense? I was just looking at it.
Jesse: Oh. Good.
Ivor: Thanks for the vote of confidence, though.
Jesse: Ooh, mystery lever. I wonder what it does.
Petra: You're not gonna pull it, are you?
Jesse: No...
Ivor: Don't feel bad. I was tempted too.
Ivor: I'm guessing there's a redstone mechanism or something hidden in these walls that this lever is connected to.
Petra: Yeah, maybe inside whatever room we're next to right now.
Jesse walks up to the painting.
Ivor: See anything this lever might be connected to?
Jesse looks through the peepholes.
Ivor: What do you see?
Jesse: It's the library.
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(Accused Dan/No One)
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(Accused Stampy)
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(Accused Lizzie)
Jesse: I see Dan locked up in there.
The library door opens.
Dan: Lizzie? What are you doing here?
Dan stands and walks to her.
Lizzie: I snuck in past that blonde guy, Lukas, I think? We have to talk.
Dan: About what?
Lizzie: I know you pushed the button.
Dan: No. That's not true!
Lizzie: You don't have to lie to me, Dan. I know it was an accident. I know you're not the White Pumpkin.
Dan: Ah, thank goodness, that's such a relief. Yeah, it was an accident and I've felt awful about it ever since! Ah, it's such a relief to be able to talk about this. It's been absolutely tearing me up inside!
Lizzie: I'm sure! I just...haven't you learned anything about not pushing buttons?
Dan: Oh come on, nothing like this has ever happened when I pushed a button! I just feel...so awful.
Jesse: I can see Stampy locked up in there.
The library door opens.
Dan: Hey, I have to speak to you.
Stampy: Oh, Dan! What are you doing in here?
Stampy walks up to him.
Dan: I snuck in past that blonde guy. Uh Lukas? But I have to speak to you. It's really important. ...It was me...I killed Sparklez!
Stampy: What?! YOU'RE the White Pumpkin?
Dan: Oh, what? No no no! I swear it was an accident!
Stampy: But but, Dan. "Accident?" Really?
Dan: I swear, I had no idea. There was this button (I'm not good with buttons) I had to push it - I had no idea what it would do! Now I feel awful...
Stampy: Well, it's just...that's a little hard to believe.
Dan: I know! I know, it sounds ridiculous - I've been beating myself up about it ever since it happened. And then you got locked up in here...I just had to come in. Clear my conscience.
Jesse: I see Lizzie locked up in there.
The library door opens.
Dan: Hey, I have to speak to you.
Lizzie: Dan! What? How'd you get in here?
Lizzie walks up to him.
Dan: I snuck in past that blonde guy. Uh Lukas? But I have to speak to you. It's really important.
Lizzie: Dan, slow down. What are you saying?
Dan: ...It was me...I killed Sparklez!
Lizzie: Dan? YOU'RE the White Pumpkin?
Dan: Oh, what? No no no! I swear it was an accident!
Lizzie: I just...I don't understand! How could it be an accident?
Dan: I swear, I had no idea. There was this button (I'm not good with buttons) I had to push it - I had no idea what it would do! Now I feel awful...
Lizzie: You'll have to excuse me when I say it's a little hard to believe!
Dan: I know! I know, it sounds ridiculous - I've been beating myself up about it ever since it happened. And then you got locked up in here...I just had to come in. Clear my conscience.
The White Pumpkin watches behind a painting. He and Jesse make eye contact.
Jesse: The White Pumpkin! He's in there!
Petra: Then let's go kick his butt!
Jesse punches the peephole and everyone exits.
Dan: What-what on earth--?!
Jesse gets closer to the White Pumpkin, but spiders emerge from the fireplace and the library door is locked shut.
Lukas: (from the other side) What's going on? The door's locked. Jesse?
Jesse: Spiders! They're everywhere.
Lukas: Okay, I'll see if I can get in another way.
Everyone takes out their swords.
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Fight spiders
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Fight the White Pumpkin
Jesse rushes to fight the various spiders. After Jesse kills a few spiders, Dan gets attacked by one from behind.
Dan: Ahh! Get it off!
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(Kill Spider)
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(Do Nothing)
Jesse swings their sword at the spider and kills it.
Dan: Phew! Thanks.
Dan looks at Jesse relieved.
Petra swings her sword at the spider and kills it.
Dan: Phew! Thanks.
Dan turns to Jesse and glares at them for their lack of helpfulness.
Soon, all the spiders are gone. The White Pumpkin's eyes aren't in the painting anymore either.
Petra: He's...gone!
Jesse: For now. Time to get to the bottom of this.
Everyone else surrounds Dan.
Jesse: I was watching you from the walls. We need to talk.
Dan: Oh no no no. You heard the part where I said it was an accident, right? I'm innocent! What do I have to do to make you believe me? I could, I could sit in the corner very quietly and not touch anything, button or otherwise, for the whole rest of the night. Or I could go and apologize to every single person? I could um...I could just stay locked up in this library? Then would people trust me?
Ivor: Would you look at the mouth at this kid?
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Dan! Stop talking!
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Don't worry, I believe you.
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Sounds fishy to me.
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...
Jesse: Ohmygosh Dan would you please stop talking for two minutes?
Dan will remember that.
Dan: Sorry. Sorry. I talk a lot when I get nervous. And I'm very nervous right now.
Jesse: Don't worry, Dan. I believe you.
Dan will remember that.
Dan: Oh that's a relief. That's a huge relief.
Jesse: Still sounds pretty fishy to me, "Diamond Minecart."
Dan: No, no no no please. Please. I'm not lying. I'm telling you, when I pushed that thing I had NO idea what it would do. If I had known it would...do that to Sparklez...Augh.
Dan will remember that.
Dan: I, I-I, I...
Dan will remember that.
Ivor: (whispering to Petra) I think he finally ran out of stuff to say.
Petra: (whispering back) It was either gonna be that or his oxygen, I guess.
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(Didn't Accuse Stampy)
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(Accused Stampy)
Lizzie walks in front of Dan.
Lizzie: Wait! You came out of that portrait in the wall, right?
Jesse: Yeah?
Lizzie: I saw one just like that when we were upstairs! What if...Yes! Maybe the White Pumpkin--
The lights cut off and a chopping sound can be heard.
Lizzie: Augh!
The lights cut on again, revealing the White Pumpkin and Lizzie's stuff, which is thrown into some hoppers.
Dan: Hang on, I think I figured something out. You were behind that portrait, right?
Jesse: Yeah?
Dan: There was one just like it upstairs! I wonder if...Maybe the White Pumpkin--Yes! Maybe the White Pumpkin--
The lights cut off and a chopping sound can be heard.
Dan: Augh!
The lights cut on again, revealing the White Pumpkin and Dan's stuff, which is thrown into some hoppers.
White Pumpkin: Enjoying the party?
Jesse and Petra pull out their swords.White Pumpkin: Why you little--!
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(Didn't accuse Stampy)
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(Accused Stampy)
Lizzie is attacked by spiders, leading to her death.
Lizzie: No!
Jesse: Oh no--!
Dan is attacked by spiders, leading to his death.
Dan: No!
Jesse: Oh no--!
White Pumpkin: Whadda shame. Enjoying the party?
The white pumpkin swings his axe at Jesse.
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Block Axe
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Do Nothing
Jesse deflects the axe with their sword but stumbles from the collision.
The killer hits Jesse on the chest using the axe which knocks them down.
Jesse then dodge the axe which breaks a piece of the floor and then they duck under the axe as the killer swings at them. After dodging the White Pumpkin's attacks, Jesse slashes his mask.
White Pumpkin: Argh! My mask!
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(Didn’t accuse Stampy)
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(Accused Stampy)
Jesse, Ivor, Petra, and Dan surround the White Pumpkin. The White Pumpkin throws Lizzie's stuff into some hoppers.
Jesse, Ivor, Petra, and Lizzie surround the White Pumpkin. The White Pumpkin throws Dan's stuff into some hoppers.
White Pumpkin: That's my cue.
The White Pumpkin runs into the fireplace.
Jesse: Come on!
Jesse runs into the fireplace passage, but the door closes.
Petra: Jesse, are you okay?
Ivor: We have to break through!
The White pumpkin laughs in the distance, as Jesse makes their chase.
Jesse chases the White Pumpkin through the secret passageway.
White Pumpkin: Try to keep up!
The White Pumpkin steps on a pressure plate which triggers a trap firing tipped arrows at Jesse. Jesse dodged the arrows, and runs toward the White Pumpkin, whose hands are already on the lever.
White Pumpkin: Look out! Ha ha ha!
The White Pumpkin activates a soul sand trap, which Jesse falls into.
Jesse: Soul sand?!
Lava starts spilling towards Jesse, as they make their escape, breaking a wooden plank in the process. Back up again, Jesse makes their chase towards the White Pumpkin, who's holding an ender pearl.
White Pumpkin: Your luck's about to run out!
The White Pumpkin throws the ender pearl as Jesse closes in. The White Pumpkin teleports to the bottom of the staircase.
Jesse and the White Pumpkin crashes through Ivor's painting in the main hall. Lukas arrives.
Jesse: This guy's... this guy's fit.
The White Pumpkin makes his escape through the stairs to the living room.
Jesse: There!
Lukas: Jesse! I'll cut him off! AHHHHHHHHH!!!
Lukas charges towards the White Pumpkin. Jesse follows behind.
Living Room[]
Jesse arrives at the dark living room
Jesse: Lukas?
The lights turn on to reveal Lukas wearing the White Pumpkin's mask.
Lukas: (with White Pumpkin's voice) Aurgh. Jesseee...
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Tackle Lukas
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Do Nothing
Jesse tackles Lukas, which causes the White Pumpkin to fall off him.
Lukas: Wait! Ugh!
Jesse: Lukas?!!
Lukas collapses to the ground and the White Pumpkin falls off him.
Lukas: Ugh, my head.
Jesse runs up to Lukas and gasps in shock.
Lukas: (normal voice) Hey. (picks up White Pumpkin) Give me a moment... I'm trying to figure this one out myself. Okay, yeah, this looks pretty bad.
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What happened?!
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YOU'RE the killer?!
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You let him get away!
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...
Jesse: What happened, Lukas?! I thought you were chasing the White Pumpkin!
Lukas: Uh, yeah, I was. And I almost had him until, y'know, he took me by surprise and stuffed this pumpkin on my head.
Jesse: Lukas. YOU'RE the White Pumpkin?
Lukas: What?! No! Of course not! How... How could you even--? Look. I was... I was running after him, and then he punched me in the neck and stuffed my head in this pumpkin!
Jesse: Lukas! You let the White Pumpkin get away?
Lukas: Hey! I came really close, all right? He took me by surprise. Stuffed this pumpkin on my head... It's not like you caught him any more than I did.
Lukas: I'm not really the White Pumpkin, if that's what you're worried about. Look. I was... I was running after him, and then he punched me in the neck and stuffed my head in this pumpkin!
Petra and everyone else runs inside.
Petra: What's going on in here?!
Ivor: No!
Stampy: (Points) You caught the White Pumpkin! Grab him! Quick!
Stacy: On it!
Stacy and Cassie slowly approach Lukas. Jesse blocks him from everyone's view.
Cassie: Get out of our way, Jesse!
Stacy: Yeah. It's all out in the open now - You can't defend your friend anymore.
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Lukas didn't have the time!
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Dan triggered Sparklez' trap!
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No, it's a frame-up!
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...
Jesse takes the white pumpkin mask.
Jesse: Come on, you guys. Think about it: Lukas would've never had the time!
Stacy: That's not exactly much assurance - You two have been constantly running around this mansion with no one watching you.
Stampy:' Yeah! For all we know, maybe you're like his little accomplice or something!
Jesse: But Dan was the one who pushed the button that killed Sparklez in the first place!
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(Accused Stampy)
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(Didn't accuse Stampy)
Cassie: Real classy blaming the guy not around to defend himself.
Jesse: I'm just saying, it could still be everyone.
Stampy: Exactly. Such as your blond friend.
Cassie: It doesn't match up. (To Dan) You were there when the White Pumpkin... did that to Lizzie, right?
Dan: Oh. Yeah. Yeah I was. So that means I CAN'T be the White Pumpkin.
Jesse takes the white pumpkin mask.
Jesse: No no no. I know what's going on here and I won't stand for it - One of YOU is still the White Pumpkin and you're just trying to pin it on Lukas.
Cassie: Yeah. Bold words.
Stacy: Especially coming from someone with a knack for locking up innocent people.
Lukas holds the white pumpkin mask and frowns as Jesse sorrowfully says nothing.
Lukas: Jesse?
Stacy: See? Even Jesse's doubting you now.
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(Defended Lukas)
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(Didn't defend Lukas)
Jesse keeps hold of the white pumpkin mask and pockets it.
Lukas hands over the white pumpkin mask to Jesse to which they keep it on their person.
Stampy: It's the facts, Jesse. Lukas was at one of the buttons. These... horrible things only started happening when YOUR group arrived...
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(Didn't Accuse Stampy)
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(Accused Stampy)
Stampy: And now... Lizzie is gone too.
Stampy: And now... Dan is gone too.
Cassie: I say we throw him outside and let nature take its course.
Stacy: What?! "Outside?"
Stampy: Where all the googlies are?
Jesse: No! You can't do that!
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(Didn't Accuse Stampy)
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(Accused Stampy)
Dan: Yeah, uh, I don't know. I still have my suspicions about Lukas... But Jesse DID save me.
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(Fought the Spiders)
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[Remove Extra Dialogue]
Dan: And you tried to save Lizzie...
Dan: I don't feel right about chucking your friend to the zombies.
Stampy: Now hang on. I may still have my suspicions about Lukas, but Jesse saved me.
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(Fought the Spiders)
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[Remove Extra Dialogue]
Stampy: And you tried really hard to save Dan.
Stampy: It just wouldn't feel right to throw your friend to the googlies.
Ivor: Hmph. Brave stance.
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Thank you!
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We're just trying to help!
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At least YOU'RE reasonable.
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Jesse: Thank you!
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(Didn't Accuse Stampy)
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(Accused Stampy)
Jesse: See? You all heard Dan, right?
Jesse: See? You all heard Stampy, right?
Jesse: Oh man I'm so glad you said that... We really are just here to help.
Jesse: Man, at least YOU'RE reasonable.
Petra: Yeah unlike some of these people.
Petra looks back at Cassie.
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(Didn't Accuse Stampy)
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(Accused Stampy)
Dan: Come on... The least we could do is NOT throw their friend to the zombies.
Petra: Thanks Stampy.
Stampy: Please? I just... I don't feel like throwing anyone to a pack of zombies today.
Petra: Thanks Dan.
Lukas: Yeah... Thanks.
Cassie: Fine.
Lukas: Thank you.
Cassie: Don't go celebrating yet. We're still got to do SOMETHING with you so you're not roaming around freely.
Lukas: (Sarcastically) What, like lock me up in a closet or something?
Stampy: There was a closet in the main hall! With a lovely metal door! Seems like a perfect place to lock someone up.
Lukas: Oh, wait, I was mostly joking--
Cassie: I guess that's fair. But I'm keeping guard because I still don't trust him. That cool with everyone?
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And I don't trust you.
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Not without one of us.
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Is that okay, Lukas?
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...
Jesse: That's funny, cause I don't trust YOU!
Cassie glares at Jesse.
Jesse: That's not happening unless one of us goes along too.
Jesse: You okay with that, Lukas?
Lukas: Well I'd prefer NOT being locked in a closet...
Jesse says nothing.
Ivor: It's fine Jesse. I'll watch over Lukas.
Lukas: Awesome.
Ivor: Come on, Cassie.
Ivor starts taking Lukas to watch over him. Cassie follows them.
Ivor: But don't go getting any funny ideas, blond guy. This isn't because I like you or anything.
Lukas: No. Of course not.
Cassie: Be quiet. Prisoners aren't supposed to talk.
Petra: Okay... Well what are we supposed to do now? We need to figure out how we're going to clear Lukas' name. And I's like to do it sooner rather than later... it seems like some of these people are getting a little stir crazy.
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Find how the White Pumpkin escaped.
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We interrogate the suspects.
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Find the White Pumpkin's liar.
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Jesse: Somehow the White Pumpkin was able to escape that room when Lukas chased him into it. We need to figure out how he did that.
Petra: Sounds like a plan to me.
Jesse: One of these people still knows more than they're letting on. We need to talk to 'em until they crack.
Petra: Sounds like a plan to me.
Jesse: The White Pumpkin must have a, I don't know, a lair or a base of operations or something in this house. We need to find it.
Petra: Sounds like a plan to me.
Petra: Just winging it? Yeah I can handle that.
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(Optional Interactions)
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Talk to Petra
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Talk to Stampy and Dan
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Talk to Stampy and Lizzie
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Talk to Stacy
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Look at Left Painting
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Look at Right Painting
Jesse: How are things with you?
Petra: Oh. You know. Just peachy. Stuck in a house with a masked killer, one of my best friends is the current top suspect... It was really nice of Ivor to step up like that though. Didn't think he had it in him.
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Ivor's awesome.
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He still surprises me sometimes.
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I hope HE'S not the White Pumpkin.
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...
Jesse: Yep. Ivor's awesome. I'm glad he's on our side.
Petra: Me too.
Jesse: Yeah that guy can still surprise me sometimes.
Petra: Agreed. I think there's a lot more there than meets the eye.
Jesse: Eesh. I hope HE's not the White Pumpkin. That'd be super awkward.
Petra: That's a joke, right?
Jesse: Yeah. Most.
Jesse says nothing.
Petra: Okay, well I vote we get back to it. Don't want to leave poor Lukas in that closet for too long.
(If Jesse didn't accuse Stampy)
Dan and Stampy are both sitting at a lounge. Jesse sits down to talk to them.
Jesse: Dan, I know that you're innocent... But you're still a suspect, Stampy Cat. Got some questions.
Stampy: Seriously?
Jesse: Where were you when the chase with the White Pumpkin was going on?
Stampy: I... I don't want to say.
Dan: Aw come on, Stampy. You're just making yourself look guilty. Where were you?
Stampy: Fine! I was sitting in a corner. Humming to myself. It calms me down.
Jesse: Uh huh. Okay I'll leave you guys to it.
Stampy: Uh huh.
Dan: Sounds good.
Jesse gets up and leaves.
(If Jesse accused Stampy)
Lizzie and Stampy are both sitting at a lounge. Jesse sits down to talk to them.
Jesse: Stampy, you've been proven innocent, but I've still got questions for Lizzie...
Lizzie: What?! You can't be serious!
Jesse: Where were you when the chase with the White Pumpkin was going on?
Lizzie: Trying to mind my own business? Sitting quietly and counting the seconds til I could leave?
Stampy: Terribly stressful-sounding hobbies, really.
Jesse: Uh huh. Okay I'll leave you guys to it.
Stacy: What do you want?
Jesse: You've been aggro on accusing Lukas - Seems a little suspicious.
Stacy: Not nearly as suspicious AS Lukas.
Jesse: Where were you when I was chasing the White Pumpkin?
Stacy: Making cookies. I get a sweet-tooth when I'm nervous.
Jesse: Don't go anywhere, Stacy.
Stacy: Ugh. Sure.
Stacy rolls her eyes at Jesse and turns around.
Jesse looks at what seems to be a black and white painting.
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Punch Painting
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...
Jesse punches the painting for any secrets. Nothing is behind it and Jesse scratches their head.
Jesse looks at a painting of a snowy biome.
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Punch Painting
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...
Jesse punches the painting for any secrets. Nothing is behind it and Stacy shakes her head with her hands on her hips.
Jesse notices a portrait of the White Pumpkin and punches it, revealing a set of doors with a passcode to crack it open.
Jesse: Whoa. Another secret passage.
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(Optional Interaction) Look at Secret Door
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...
Jesse tries pushing the door open but its locked.
Jesse: Nope. Very locked.
Jesse looks at the item frames.
Jesse: Well this looks promising... I wonder what order these need to be in?
Jesse must place the items in the correct order to continue.
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(Optional Interaction) Place Wrong Order
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...
Petra: Hm. That looks just like one of the arrows that killed TorqueDawg... I’m guessing that’s not a coincidence.
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Place Wrong Order Again
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...
Jesse: STILL not right. Argh.
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(Fought Spiders)
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(Fought the White Pumpkin)
Petra: I just realized... That looks just like the White Pumpkin’s axe. I wonder if there’s some sort of connection.
Petra: Arrow... sand... it feels like there’s some sort of connection here.
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(Fought Spiders)
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(Fought the White Pumpkin)
Jesse takes a tipped arrow from the middle frame and places it into the left frame where the diamond axe is.
Jesse: Okay, that seems like a step in the right direction.
They then place the diamond axe into the item frame on the right where the sand block is.
Jesse takes a tipped arrow from the middle frame and places it into the left frame where the cobweb is.
Jesse: Okay, that seems like a step in the right direction.
They then place the cobweb into the item frame on the right where the sand block is.
Jesse: Mmhm. Yeah. That seems right.
Finally, Jesse places the sand block in the middle frame.
Jesse: There we go. Awesome.
The door opens, and Jesse and Petra enter through.
Stampy: Oh wow. You got it open.
Petra: Yeah. You guys should stay here - it could be dangerous.
Stacy: (Sarcastically) Nooo I totally want to follow you into your friend's creepy secret passageways.
Petra: Argh, seriously? You really think LUKAS did it?
Stacy: You haven't proven that he didn't yet.
Stampy: Technically true.
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Petra - Let it go.
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We'll prove his innocence!
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We're all in this together!
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...
Jesse: Petra, let it go okay? They're just scared.
Petra: Fine. But if she says something like that again--
Jesse: Yeah I really wouldn't want to be there for that. Come on.
Jesse: Hey. We're gonna prove he's innocent! You'll see!
Stampy: Sure! We'll see you back here at quarter to never!
Jesse: Hey, come on - Cool it! We're all in this together, aren't we?
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(Didn' t Accuse Stampy)
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(Accused Stampy)
Stampy: Depends. Figured you'd be on your little buddy's side.
Lizzie: Depends. Are you on the White Pump-- I mean "Lukas'" side, or ours?
Petra: Ugh. You know what? They're not worth it. Come on.
Stampy: Pretty conspicuously silent, there.
Petra: Ugh. You know what? They're not worth it. Come on.
Jesse and Petra notice a seemingly bottomless and dark pit in the ground.
Jesse: Wow. That is deep. Guess it leads down to... whatever the White Pumpkin calls home. I wonder how he gets down there...
Petra: Maybe in addition to walking through walls he can FLY for all we know. Ugh.
Petra turns her back and crosses her arms.
Petra: It's just... I'm really worried about Lukas. Those people think they're all safe, but the White Pumpkin is still running around and he could strike again at any minute! Not to mention all those people back there have been so ungrateful, so petty... Argh! It's just so FRUSTRATING.
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Don't take it out on me.
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I understand.
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We'll stop him.
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...
Jesse: Petra, I get that you're upset but would you stop taking it out on me? I'm trying here.
Petra: Okay. Okay okay. I'm really sorry.
Jesse: Hey. Petra. I understand, okay? I'm with you.
Petra: You're right. I know you're right... Phoof... Sorry Jesse. I just really needed to get that off my chest.
Jesse: Petra, don't worry. We're going to stop the White Pumpkin way before he can hurt anyone else. It's gonna be fine.
Petra: You're right. I know you're right... Phoof... Sorry Jesse. I just really needed to get that off my chest.
Petra: Ugh, I know that it's not your fault, and I know that you're trying... I'm really sorry.
Jesse: We're gonna get through this. Let's start by figuring out how we池e gonna get down there, huh? You know the drill. What've you got in your inventory? Didn't you have all those wood blocks--?
Petra drops an entire handful of sticks onto the ground.
Petra: Sorry. I was whittling earlier. Nervous habit.
Jesse: Well luckily those should do just the trick.
Jesse picks up the sticks and looks at a crafting table.
Petra: You thinking ladder?
Jesse: Oh yeah.
Petra: Gonna need a lot of em.
Jesse looks at a crafting table on Petra's side.
Jesse: I'll race you.
Petra: You're on.
Jesse and Petra start crafting ladders.
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(Won the Race)
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(Lost the Race)
Jesse: Done!
Petra: Don--! Aw man.
Jesse: Don--! Oh. You already finished yours.
Petra: Yup. Slowpoke.
Petra: Thanks. I needed that.
Jesse: All right, we're got a lot more of these to make.
Petra: Let's get to work.
They craft more ladders to climb down. Jesse places the first ladder.
Jesse: Okay, that's one down...
Petra: ...lots more to go.
Jesse starts placing the ladders below them and climbs down. Petra follows along too.
Hideout[]
Jesse and Petra find themselves in a dark gloomy cave with drips of water leaking.
Jesse: See? Told ya we'd make it.
Petra: Yeah. I just hope this works. You think we're gonna find the White Pumpkin down here? With all these secret passageways... It's so hard to tell where he might be.
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The White Pumpkin's upstairs.
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I hope we do!
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You scared?
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...
Jesse: Nah, I think he's still upstairs.
Petra: We should still be prepared for anything.
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(Fought Spiders)
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(Fought the White Pumpkin)
Jesse: I'll be honest, I hope we do. And this time he's not getting away unscathed.
Jesse: I'll be honest, I hope we do. And this time he's not walking away with just a scar on his mask...
Petra: Brutal. I like it.
Jesse: Why, you scared?
Petra: No, of course not. Just making sure I'm ready in case we have to fight.
Petra: We should still be prepared for anything.
Jesse: Hey, do you hear--
Petra: Lots and lots of zombies? Yeah. I do. Starting to smell 'em too.
Jesse: Ugh. Ditto. Gross.
Jesse and Petra continue sneaking through the dark cave to find a weird cage. A zombie spawns right in front of them and starts banging on the iron bars.
Petra: Well that explains all the zombie noises.
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(Optional Interaction) Look at Zombie Spawn
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...
Jesse looks at a zombie spawner inside of the cage.
Jesse: What in the world is THAT...?
Another zombie spawns.
Jesse: Whoa. It's some sort of, like, zombie-spawner...
Petra: Does that mean the White Pumpkin actually MADE the sea of zombies outside?
Jesse: That's what it looks like...
Petra: What's that?
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(Didn’t Accuse Stampy)
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(Accused Stampy)
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(Optional Interactions)
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...
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Look at Zombie Spawner
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Look at Dirt Pile
Jesse finds another zombie spawner
Jesse looks at an entire pile of dirt lying around.
Jesse looks at the loot pool.
Jesse: I think this is where people's stuff goes after those hoppers upstairs suck it up.
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(Didn't Accuse Stampy)
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(Accused Stampy)
Petra: You're right! Look - I think that's Lizzie's.
Lizzie's inventory gets sucked up by a hopper and is transported through a tube.
Petra: You're right! I think that's Dan's.
Dan's inventory gets sucked up by a hopper and is transported through a tube.
Petra: Okay... But where's the loot going from here?
Jesse: Hopefully right to the White Pumpkin...
Above is a tunnel with a light projecting from it.
Jesse: Hey, you see the light coming out of that tunnel too, right?
Petra: Huh? Oh! Yeah! And it doesn't look like it's blocked off like all the, uh, zombie-filled ones.
Jesse: If we can get up there, I think we might be able to follow the loot to wherever it's going.
Petra: Well that's awesome - Nice find! How do you want get up there?
Jesse: Grab some dirt, Petra. We're going climbing.
Jesse and Petra start digging the dirt and build up to the tunnel.
Petra: Okay, I think we can jump from here.
A spider comes out from the tunnel and approaches them, it leaps and climbs up the tower of dirt. Jesse jumps into the tunnel followed by Petra, but she slips.
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Pull Petra Up
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Do Nothing
Jesse pulls Petra up.
Jesse: Gotcha!
Petra: Ugh. That was almost embarrassing. Thanks Jesse.
Jesse: No problem.
Jesse loses their grip and Petra nearly falls. She grabs onto the ledge and saves herself.
Petra: Well. That was embarrassing.
Jesse: Geez, I'm sorry!
Petra: I could've totally taken that thing if it didn't surprise me like that... on a single-block of space way up in the air. Ugh. Let's never talk about it again.
The two walk through the tunnel and hear meowing from around the corner.
Jesse: Weird. That almost sounds like...
Petra: Cats?
Jesse peeks around the corner, only to be surprised by a White Pumpkin figure.
Jesse: GAH!
Jesse: WHOA!
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Punch White Pumpkin
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Do Nothing
Out of fright, Jesse punches the White Pumpkin mask. Only for it to be his costume on an amour stand.
Petra pushes Jesse away and punches the White Pumpkin mask. Only for it to be his costume on an amour stand.
Ahead of them is a farm of White Pumpkins growing with crops in the dirt.
Petra: It's just some sort of... growing station. Weird.
Another cat meows in the distance. Jesse and Petra turn around to find a shadow of a mysterious figure peeping around the corner.
Jesse: The White Pumpkin must have heard us!
They draw their swords. Only for that shadow to reveal itself as Stampy.
Stampy: AH!
Petra: Stampy Cat?!
Stampy: Boy you gave me a fright! What are you doing down here?!
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(Didn’t Accuse Stampy)
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[Remove Extra Dialogue]
Petra: What are WE doing down here?
Stampy: Yes! It looks terribly suspicious you know!
Petra: Yeah. It does.
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Looking for the White Pumpkin.
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Proving Lukas' Innocence!
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Stop sneaking around!
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I could ask you the same question!
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Catching you in the act!
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Catching the White Pumpkin!
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...
(If Jesse accused anyone else or no one)
Jesse: We're trying to find the White Pumpkin!
Stampy: Oooh well I'm glad you haven't run into him yet.
(If Jesse accused Stampy)
Jesse: We're trying to prove Lukas' innocence.
Stampy: Ah, I see I see.
(If Jesse accused anyone else or no one)
Jesse: Scared YOU? You scared us half to death! Stop sneaking around like that!
Stampy: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I don't know if you noticed but this place is very creepy!
(If Jesse accused Stampy)
Jesse: I could ask you the same question!
Stampy: Well that's needlessly confrontational.
(If Jesse accused anyone else or no one)
Jesse: Looks like we're catching you in the act, White Pumpkin!
Stampy: Noo! No not me! That's not me! I was just curious!
(If Jesse accused Stampy)
Jesse: We're trying to catch the White Pumpkin.
Stampy: Ooooh I was afraid of that.
Stampy: Wh-what? Why the suspicious looks? Hey!
Stampy: Come on, you guys I *can't* be the White Pumpkin! I'm Stampy Cat! I'm no... murderer!
Thunder strikes in the distance.
Stampy: Huh? I needed to find you because I have something important to tell you! I have something to confess. Something I haven't told ANYONE.
Petra: Where is THIS going?
Stampy reveals an enchanted flint and steel, which is a green colour compared to Jesse's flint and steel.
Stampy: Nnnn I stole it from Dan and it was just supposed to be a joke, a harmless prank, but then, well, you've seen what happened!
Petra: Wow. Who'da thought.
Stampy: I knew people wanted it, but I had no idea that, that, that THIS would happen! Ohhh this is terrible.
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You didn't tell anyone?!
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So this is all your fault!
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Wow. Didn't see that coming.
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...
Jesse: Well why didn't you tell anyone?!
Stampy: I was SCARED, okay? People started dying! And and and... I didn't want them to think that *I* did it!
Jesse: So you're saying that this is all your fault!
Stampy: Noooo! Oh no. This is exactly why I've kept it a secret!
Jesse: (Sarcastically) Wow. Stampy Cat with the enchanted flint and steel. Didn't see that one coming.
Petra: Definitely suspicious.
Stampy: I know! That's why I had to keep it a secret!
Stampy: Please. You have to believe me when I tell you that I never wanted ANY of this to happen.
Stampy: I may be a thief, but I'm no killer! But that White Pumpkin IS. And he's killing people for it! And now we're down in his lair! I was thinking... Maybe I should just give it to the White Pumpkin.
Petra: What?
Stampy: Just.. Maybe that would make it all stop, right? Maybe?
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First we find who it is.
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Give it back to Dan.
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Who would Dan want to have it?
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You should keep it.
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...
Jesse: First we need to figure out who this "White Pumpkin" really is, then we'll figure out what to do from there.
Stampy: I... I suppose that's a better strategy.
(If Jesse accused anyone else or no one)
Jesse: I think you should give it back to Dan. It's only fair.
Stampy: Yeah... Yeah you're right that's better.
(If Jesse accused Stampy)
Jesse: Who do you think Dan would want to have it?
Stampy: I suppose Lizzie. The way the two of them were always competiting over it... He is - was - Fair that way.
Jesse: No Stampy. You should hang onto it.
Petra: Yeah. Who knows what'll happen if it changes hands *again.*
Stampy: I suppose you're right...
Petra: Just don't do anything stupid, Whiskers.
Stampy: You're right. I mean, of course you're right. I'm just so tired of people getting hurt and feeling responsible...
Up ahead is another door.
Petra: That looks like a "lair door" if I ever saw one.
Jesse opens the door with a lever, both Jesse and Petra draw their swords. Stampy follows through.
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(Accused Stampy)
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[Remove Extra Dialogue]
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(Fought the Spiders)
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(Fought the White Pumpkin)
Stampy: Um. Before we go in there I wanted to thank you.
Jesse: For what?
Stampy: Locking me up earlier. You kind of saved my life in an odd way.
Jesse: No problem.
Stampy: Before we go in there, I wanted to apologize about what I said upstairs.
Jesse: Yeah?
Stampy: Yeah. I know you tried your best to save Dan. It's not your fault. The spiders got him.
Jesse: I appreciate that.
The group enter the White Pumpkin's lair.
Jesse: Oh wow.
Petra: Very creepy.
Stampy: I would not put this in my top ten places I've ever been.
Petra notices a group of cats.
Petra: Well there's where the meowing's coming from.
Jesse: Don't worry. We'll get out of here as soon as we find something that proves the White Pumpkin's identity.
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(Optional Interactions)
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...
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Talk to Stampy and Petra
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Look at Portal Library
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Look at Hallway Portrait
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Look at Chests of the Dead
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Look at Potion Stand
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Use Crafting Table
Jesse: You guys doing okay?
Petra: I'll be honest with you, I'm pretty worried about Lukas. If the White Pumpkin isn't down here... he must still be upstairs.
Stampy: And I thought I was okay because I was numb and feeling no emotions at all, but I'm beginning to suspect that it's actually shock.
Jesse: Don't worry. We're going to crack this wide up.
Jesse: Let's see here... "Legend of the World Portals," "Basic Portal Theory," "Portals and You"... Wow. They're all about portals. That's pretty obsessive.
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Look at Portal Library Again
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...
Jesse: "Walking Among The Endermen"... By Soren?!
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(Looked at Book in Sky City)
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(Didn't Look)
Jesse: Wow, his books sure get around. First Sky City, and now here.
Jesse: How did THAT get here?
Jesse finds a portrait of the portal hallway.
Jesse: Petra. Did you see this?
Petra: That's the portal hallway.
Jesse: Yeah. Looks like the White Pumpkin's been there too.
Jesse finds a row of chests; each one is labeled by the killed victims.
Jesse: Oh no. Here's where everyone's stuff gets collected.
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(Didn't Accuse Stampy)
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(Accused Stampy)
Lizzie's inventory gets sent into a chest from a hopper.
Dan's inventory gets sent into a chest from a hopper.
Stampy: Those poor people.
Jesse: Looks like a typical brewing stand. Must be where the White Pumpkin made the tipped arrows that killed TorqueDawg... Didn't Lizzie say that she taught Cassie and Stacy how to make those too?
Petra: Oh. Yeah. Yeah she did.
Jesse: So that's the potion part, but what about the arrows...
Jesse: There's nothing I can craft that can help me. Not yet, anyway.
Jesse stumbles across a cat sleeping on a large chest.
Jesse: That chest definitely seems important. (To cat) Okay kitty kitty. Can you scoot out of the way please? I need to get in the chest?
Jesse pushes the cat off the chest. It jumps back up and sleeps.
Jesse: No! Bad kitty! Ugh. Stupid cats. Need something to distract it if I'm going to get that chest open.
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(Optional Interaction) Look at Cat Chest Again
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...
Jesse: Come ON, kitty...
Jesse pushes the cat off the chest. It jumps back up and sleeps.
Jesse: You're interfering with my investigation!
Jesse finds a lake with fish swimming.
Jesse: I bet one of those would convince that cat to get off the chest. But how am I going to catch one...
Jesse opens a chest next to a potion stand and a crafting table.
Jesse: I'm guessing this chest should have... Yep. We've got sticks.
Stampy: Anything else?
Jesse: Oh wow. And Ender Pearls! Sweet! That must be how the White Pumpkin got down that elevator shaft!
After searching the chest, Jesse finds some cobwebs.
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(Looked at Cobwebs first)
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(Opened Chest first)
Jesse: Cobwebs. Should be able to score some string from those.
Jesse: Should be able to get some string from those cobwebs - It'll go perfectly with those sticks I found...
They cut the cobwebs with their sword, which Jesse then goes to the crafting table nearby to craft a fishing rod.
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(Crafted Fishing Rod)
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(Looked at Cat Chest first)
Stampy: What's that for?
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(Crafted Fishing Rod first)
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(Looked at Lake first)
Jesse: Trust me. You never know when a fishing pole'll come in handy.
Jesse: Thought I’d try and catch some of those fish I saw.
Stampy: Always nice to have some spare fish, I suppose.
Stampy: Oooh to get a fish! Cats LOVE fish!
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(Crafted Fishing Rod first)
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(Looked at Lake first)
Jesse: Yeah. Now just to figure out where I can catch one.
'Jesse: Yeah. And I saw one in the pond that'll be perfect.
Jesse walks to the lake and catches a fish with the fishing rod.
Jesse: Ha!
Petra: Wow, nice catch Jesse.
Jesse: Thanks! I bet that cat'll love this.
Jesse dangles the fish to get the cats attention.
Jesse: Okay, here kitty. Get the fishy.
They place the fish on the ground and the cat jumps off the chest.
Jesse: There you go... Geez!
The rest of the cats go after the fish.
Jesse: (Backing away) Ah! Many cats! So many cats!
Petra: Ugh. Cats give me the creeps. No offense Stampy.
Stampy: None taken. I'm not really a cat.
Jesse: At least I can finally get in here now...
Jesse finds a portrait in the chest.
Jesse: It's full of... portraits. Loads of them.
Jesse places the portrait on the wall, display a portrait of Petra with a big red X if she was killed.
Petra: Oh I don't like that. I guess he already had all the x'd out ones ready to go.
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(Didn't Accuse Stampy)
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(Accused Stampy)
Jesse: Yep. Besides Petra, we've got Dan, Stacy, Stampy, Lukas, Ivor, and, hey, there's me...
Jesse: Yep. Besides Petra, we've got Lizzie, Stacy, Stampy, Lukas, Ivor, and, hey, there's me...
Petra: But what does it all mean? The cats... the crossed-out portraits...
Jesse: Yeah. The portraits. There was one person who didn't have a crossed-out portrait. Someone who's a known cat person.
Petra: Okay... So who did it?
Stampy: Yes! You figured it out?
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It's Dan
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It's Lizzie
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It's Cassie Rose.
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It's Stacy Plays!
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(If Jesse accused anyone or no one)
Jesse: The White Pumpkin... Is Dan!
Stampy: No, um, actually his portrait's right there.
Petra: Yeah, uh, Cassie's actually the one with a missing portrait.
Jesse: Oh. Yeah. I guess you're right.
(If Jesse accused Stampy)
Jesse: The White Pumpkin... Is Lizzie!
Stampy: No, um, actually her portrait's right there.
Petra: Yeah, uh, Cassie's actually the one with a missing portrait.
Jesse: Oh. Yeah. I guess you're right.
Jesse: The White Pumpkin... Is Cassie Rose. She's the murderer.
Thunder strikes in the distance, the cats jump and run away.
Petra: Oh man. You're totally right.
Stampy: I don't believe it.
Jesse: The White Pumpkin... Is Stacy!
Stampy: No, um, actually her portrait's right there.
Petra: Yeah, uh, Cassie's actually the one with a missing portrait.
Jesse: Oh. Yeah. I guess you're right.
Petra: Uhhh, Jesse?
Stampy: Oh! Oh I've got it! Cassie's the one with the missing portrait, it must be Cassie!
Jesse: Oh. Yeah. I guess you're right.
Petra: Ugh. Not only is she the White Pumpkin... but she owns way, way too many cats.
Jesse: Well come on you guys. It's time to prove Lukas' innocence and catch us a White Pumpkin.
Living Room[]
Jesse, Petra and Stampy exit the White Pumpkin’s liar into the living room.
Stampy: I'll go round everyone up.
Stampy sprints downstairs to gather everyone else, ready to expose Cassie’s crimes.
Stacy: What's going on?
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(Didn't Accuse Stampy)
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(Accused Stampy)
Dan: Yeah, you were gone an awful long time! What's going on here?
Lizzie: You were down there a while. What's happening?
Stacy: Did you even find anything?
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I can prove Lukas didn't do it!
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We found the killer's hideout.
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Where's Cassie Rose?
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...
Jesse: I have the evidence I need to prove that Lukas is innocent.
Stacy: Oh really?
Cassie enters the living room.
Cassie: Yeah, you don't say.
Jesse: We found the White Pumpkin's lair. Right beneath us.
Stacy: What? Really?
Cassie enters the living room.
Cassie: Yeah. Verrry interesting.
Jesse: Where's Cassie Rose?
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(Didn't Accuses Stampy)
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(Accused Stampy)
Dan: Cassie? Why do you ask?
Lizzie: Cassie? What? Why?
Cassie enters the living room.
Cassie: Yeah, what's up?
Jesse says nothing
Petra: Jesse... Go on.
Cassie enters the living room.
Cassie: Yeah. I can't wait to hear this.
Stampy: No sign of Cassie but- AH!
Lukas and Ivor arrive with Stampy.
Jesse: Are you going to tell them, or should I do it?
Cassie: I don't know what you're talking about.
Petra: Jesse. Go on.
Ivor: Is this going where I think this is going?
Cassie: Well, Jesse?
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Confess, Cassie
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Petra-- Grab her!
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The White Pumpkin is Cassie
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...
Jesse: Go on Cassie, Tell them.
Stacy: Tell us what, Cass?
Cassie: It sounds like Jesse's trying to make you think I'm the White Pumpkin.
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(Didn't Accuse Stampy)
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(Accused Stampy)
Dan: That's impossible. No way. No way.
Lizzie: No way! That can't be true... Right?
Cassie: Yeah Jesse, I'm afraid you're going to have to do better than that.
Jesse: Petra! Grab her! Quick!
Stampy: I'll help!
Stampy and Petra grabs Cassie.
Cassie: Hey! Let go!
Petra: You're not going anywhere, murderer!
Thunder booms in the distance.
Cassie frees herself from Stampy and Petra.
Jesse: The White Pumpkin... is Cassie Rose! (points to Cassie) SHE's the murderer...
Thunder booms in the distance.
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(Didn't Accuse Stampy)
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(Accused Stampy)
Lizzie: That's impossible. No way. No way.
Dan: No way! That can't be true... Right?
Stampy: Well then, I'm taking matters into my own hands!
Petra: I'll help!
Stampy and Petra grabs Cassie.
Cassie: Hey! Let go!
Petra: You're not going anywhere, murderer!
Thunder booms in the distance.
Cassie frees herself from Stampy and Petra.
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(Didn't Accuse Stampy)
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(Accused Stampy)
Cassie: Look at the facts! We caught Lukas with that pumpkin head, RIGHT after poor Lizzie got taken out! I think you're just lying to protect him.
Dan: Cassie's making a lot of sense right now... Do you have any evidence to back you up?
Cassie: Look at the facts! We caught Lukas with that pumpkin head, RIGHT after poor Dan got taken out! I think you're just lying to protect him.
Lizzie: Cassie's making a lot of sense Jesse... Do you have any evidence to back you up?
Jesse: There's something that's been bothering me for a while now. Something that happened in the Great Hall shortly after Torque Dawg was hit with that trap.
Cassie: What's that?
Lukas: Go on, Jesse. You got this.
Stacy: Where is this going?
Ivor: Sh. Let Jesse finish.
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Ivor's picture had a big red X.
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Cassie recognized us in the kitchen.
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She was alone with the red X portraits.
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...
Jesse: Ivor's portrait had a red "X" on it!
Ivor: Actually, um, no it didn't, Jesse.
Jesse: Oh, shoot. Guess I just misremembered that. Well that doesn't matter. I haven't gotten to the REALLY juicy stuff yet. That came next.
Jesse: Cassie said she recognized us! Even before we saw the portraits!
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(Didn't Accuse Stampy)
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(Accused Stampy)
Petra: Actually, uh, that was Lizzie?
Lizzie: That, um, that was actually me.
Jesse: Oh, shoot. Guess I just misremembered that. Well that doesn't matter. I haven't gotten to the REALLY juicy stuff yet. That came next.
Jesse: Cassie Rose was already in the room. No one else there. And TorqueDawg's picture was somehow CROSSED OUT.
Cassie: That... That doesn't prove anything. Lukas is still WAY guiltier looking.
Jesse: Well, what about what came next?
Cassie: That's right, you've got nothing.
Lukas: Jesse, come on.
Jesse: (clears throat) As I was saying...
Jesse: When we were down in the basement, we found some VERY interesting items... items for the White Pumpkin's evening festivities. And there was one very significant detail...
Lukas: What was that evidence?
Petra: Sh. I think Jesse's about to tell everyone.
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We found a potion-brewing station.
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There were ender pearls in the chest.
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There was no portrait for Cassie.
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...
Jesse: We found a primo potion-brewing station. Perfect for making the tipped-arrows that killed TorqueDawg in the first place.
Stacy: Oh that's pretty good evidence, but, um, that honestly seems more like a Lizzie clue than anything.
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(Didn't Accuse Stampy)
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(Accused Stampy)
Cassie: Yeah. And she's gone.
Lizzie: Cheers.
Jesse: Hm. That made more sense in my head... But that's okay! Stick with me people!
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(Provided Enough Evidence)
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(Provided Little Evidence)
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(Provided No Evidence)
Petra: You're doing great, Jesse. Now go in for the kill. Metaphorically.
Petra: Okay, I think they're on the fence but you can do this. Bring it home, okay?
Petra: Jesse. Come on, you're blowing this. You can do it!
Jesse: We found THESE. Ender Pearls.
Stacy: Well I mean, those are really cool, but they don't really prove that Cassie was involved?
Jesse: Hm. That made more sense in my head... But that's okay! Stick with me people!
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(Provided Enough Evidence)
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(Provided Little Evidence)
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(Provided No Evidence)
Petra: You're doing great, Jesse. Now go in for the kill. Metaphorically.
Petra: Okay, I think they're on the fence but you can do this. Bring it home, okay?
Petra: Jesse. Come on, you're blowing this. You can do it!
Jesse: The White Pumpkin had portraits all ready to go, pre-X'd out, one for each of us... except for Cassie.
Cassie gasps, and Stacy whimpers
Ivor: Ooh. that's good.
Petra: You're doing great, Jesse. Now go in for the kill. Metaphorically.
Jesse says nothing
Petra: Jesse?
Cassie: Sounds like it wasn't really that *significant,* was it, Jesse?
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(Provided Enough Evidence)
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(Provided Little Evidence)
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(Provided No Evidence)
Petra: You're doing great, Jesse. Now go in for the kill. Metaphorically.
Petra: Okay, I think they're on the fence but you can do this. Bring it home, okay?
Petra: Jesse. Come on, you're blowing this. You can do it!
Jesse: But it was the last piece of evidence, dear friends, that helped me really figure out who we were dealing with here. Cats. Dozens of Calico cats. And they all look just... like... Winslow.
Cassie blocks Winslow from Jesse's view.
Cassie: An amusing story, but if you saw all these supposed cats just like mine... then what color IS Winslow? Shouldn't be a problem if you saw A HUNDRED.
Lukas: Cats? Really?
Ivor: Shhhh.
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Mostly black, with a little grey.
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He's mostly brown and orange.
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Black, white and orange
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...
Jesse: No problem, Winslow's black, grey, and brown.
Cassie reveals Winslow
Cassie: Wrong.
Jesse: Winslow? He's brown, orange, and white. Easy.
Cassie reveals Winslow
Cassie: Wrong.
Jesse: Winslow is black, white, and orange.
Cassie reveals Winslow
Jesse says nothing
Cassie reveals Winslow
Cassie: That's what I thought.
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(Provided Enough Evidence)
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(Provided Little/No Evidence)
Stacy: Cassie... is all this true?
Jesse: This whole thing has been about your crazy scheme, hasn't it? Killing whoever get's in your way?
Cassie sarcastically claps her hands
Cassie: How very clever, Jesse. Well I guess that's it then. You caught me. I am... the murderer.
Thunder booms in the distance.
Stacy: I just don't believe this.
Stampy: I know. I was shocked too.
Lukas: I'm relieved... but also surprised.
Ivor: Always the quiet ones...
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You're the worst.
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Why a portal key?
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What did we ever do to you?
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...
Jesse: Ugh, you are the WORST, Cassie.
Cassie: None of you have ANY idea what I've been through!
Jesse: But Cassie, I still don't understand. Why a portal key?
Jesse: But what did any of us ever do to you?
Cassie: Directly? Nothing. But you idiots had the one thing that I most desperately needed.
Petra: I've done some morally gray things in my time, but I'd never KILL people just to get some loot.
Cassie: That is SO unfair. You weren't there. You don't know. You don't understand what I've been through!
Cassie: I've been stuck in this stupid world - with its stupid two moons - for YEARS. Trapped! With a portal RIGHT UNDER MY NOSE but no key to open it! That is until I finally heard that this world's portal key had been found. I knew it was one of you... so I tried my best to earn your friendship. Figure out who had it.
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(Didn't Accuse Stampy)
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(Accused Stampy)
Dan: Cassie, how could you? We shared cookies together! Cookies!
Lizzie: How could you, Cassie?
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That's no excuse.
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Stampy had it.
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That does sound hard.
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...
Jesse: You really think that's an excuse? You're pathetic, Cassie. It doesn't excuse all the horrible things you've done.
Cassie will remember that.
Cassie: Spoken just like a person who has no idea what it feels like to be stuck somewhere you don't belong.
Jesse: Well, the joke's on you, because Stampy had the portal key the whole time.
Cassie will remember that.
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(Didn't Accuse Stampy)
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(Accused Stampy)
Dan: What?!
Lizzie: What?!
Cassie: Stampy? Really?
Stampy: Oh come on! Look at the big picture, people! Come on. The big picture!
Jesse: Wow, that sounds really hard. Of course, I can't REALLY empathize because I *have* a portal key. (pulls out the Enchanted flint and steel) You really wanted one of THESE, huh?
Cassie will remember that.
Cassie: Why you little--!
Ivor: Ugh. You're despicable.
Lukas: And he knows despicable.
Stacy: We need to do something with you, "Cassie Rose."
Stampy: I vote we build an obsidian prison, and surround it with lava!
Cassie: (Shivers) No no no no no. I won't let you do that. I can't. No. This is YOUR fault! You did this to me!
Stacy: I'm sorry, Jesse, but... it just doesn't add up.
Cassie: I guess that means the most-likely candidate... is still Lukas.
Petra: No way. No. Way. I am not leaving here without him. So do you punks want to do this the easy way... or the way where I punch all of you?
Lukas: Guys! Guys, come on. There are better ways to resolve this.
Stacy: I'm starting to wonder if you're ALL in on it.
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You're all acting like idiots!/You heard Petra.
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Please, just believe me!
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...
Jesse: Oh come on, I know I didn't convince you about Cassie, but you're all acting like total idiots!
Jesse: Please, I know I didn't convince you about Cassie, but you have to believe me that Lukas is innocent.
Jesse says nothing
Stampy: No no no no please we don't have to do this we don't have to do this. *I* have the enchanted flint and steel!
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(Didn’t accuse Stampy)
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(Accused Stampy)
Stacy and Dan gasps
Stacy and Lizzie gasps
Cassie: You had it? YOU? I've been stuck in this stupid world - with its stupid two moons - for YEARS. Trapped! With a portal RIGHT UNDER MY NOSE but no key to open it!
Stacy: Wait. Jesse was right.
Cassie: You were all so wrapped in your stupid drama...
Ivor: Ohh don't monologue. It's very unbecoming.
Stampy: Yeah I think you should just be quiet now, Cassie. Trust me.
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It's okay.
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See?!
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Someone grab Cassie!
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...
Jesse: That's okay. I'm just glad we exposed her now. I just... didn't do the best job of explaining.
Jesse: See?! I told you guys! I just... didn't do the best job of explaining.
Jesse: Stop talking and someone grab Cassie!
Lukas: Well, I'm glad it came out one way or the other.
Everyone corners Cassie, who raises her diamond axe. Jesse raises their diamond sword.
Cassie: I'll fight all of you! Each and every one of you! I'll--!
Cassie falls into a sand trap, which suffocates her.
Lukas: Whoa!
Stampy: Another trap! We need to dig her out!
The group, minus Stacy and Jesse dug the sand trap.
Stacy: After everyone, she's hurt? She can dig herself out.
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(Didn't Accuse Stampy)
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(Accused Stampy)
Dan: She did terrible things, but no one deserves this!
Lizzie: She did terrible things, but no one deserves this!
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[Dig for Cassie]
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[Stand with Stacy]
Jesse helps dig the sand trap for Cassie.
(also applies if Jesse chose nothing)
Jesse stands with Stacy while the others dig.
Underneath the sand trap reveals Cassie’s inventory.
Stampy: Wait. Look. I can't believe it. She's gone.
Ivor: What a way to go.
Petra: Yeah. I guess in all the chaos, she forgot where her own traps were. Wow.
Lukas: That's awful.
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Poor Cassie.
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That was ironic.
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She got what she deserved.
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...
Jesse: Poor Cassie. She did some terrible things... But no one deserves to be trapped away from home like that.
They will remember that.
Jesse: Wow. The trapper taken out by one of her own traps. That's ironic.
They will remember that.
Jesse: After everything she did? She got what she deserved!
They will remember that.
Jesse says nothing.
Stampy: If only she just asked us for help... we could've avoided this whole thing.
Jesse: Hey. It's morning.
Jesse and Lukas looks out the window to see the sea of zombies burning, before they walk back to the group.
Stampy: I guess... I guess that's it then.
Stacy: Yeah. We're free.
Ivor: And we're ALIVE. Let's not waste it standing around - there could still be traps EVERYWHERE in here!
Forest[]
The group exit the mansion. Zombies outside are burning from the sunlight and die.
Ivor: Ahhh I've never been so happy to smell rotting flesh.
Jesse: Yeah that is, yikes, that is pretty rank.
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(Didn't Accuse Stampy)
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(Accused Stampy)
Dan: I feel bad thinking about the people who aren't here to smell it... Torque Dawg, Sparklez, Lizzie... And Cassie, I guess.
Stampy: Aw, that's a good point.
Dan: Yeah I don't mean to depress anyone. I just can't stop thinking about them.
Lizzie: I feel bad that Dan and Sparklez aren't here to smell it. Or Torque Dawg and Cassie, I guess.
Stampy: Aw, that's a good point.
Lizzie: Yeah, sorry to be a downer. Just can't stop thinking about it.
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I'm sorry we couldn't save everyone.
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At least we stopped Cassie.
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They'd be happy you made it.
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...
Jesse: I tried my hardest but there was nothing I could do.
Stampy: Oh we all know that, Jesse. It's not your fault.
Jesse: I'm just glad we stopped Cassie...
Stampy: That is true.
Jesse: It is really sad that they're gone, but I think they'd be happy that you guys made it out okay.
Stampy: I think you're right.
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(Didn't Accuse Stampy)
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(Accused Stampy)
Dan: Ah, sorry Jesse. Didn't mean to seem like I was guilt-tripping you or something like that.
Lizzie: Sorry Jesse, that wasn't meant to make you feel guilty or anything.
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(Didn't Accuse Stampy)
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(Accused Stampy)
Dan: Lucky for us, that portal brought you here.
Lizzie: Lucky for us, that portal brought you here.
Ivor: Speaking of which... I have no idea how to begin finding our exit portal.
Stampy: Well, Cassie said it was right under her nose, right?
Jesse: That's true. Maybe it's nearby...
Jesse looks at a skull framed portal in the far distance.
Jesse: Hey! Whaddya know, there it is!
Ivor: A fabulous coincidence!
Stacy: So I guess this is goodbye, huh?
Lukas: Yeah. Just let us know if you ever accidentally find yourselves in OUR world, ha.
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(Didn't Accuse Stampy)
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(Accused Stampy)
Dan: That's real nice of you, but I don't think we can really portal-hop without a portal KEY.
Lizzie: I mean that's a nice offer and all, but I don't think we'll be portal-hopping without a portal KEY.
Jesse: Oh well I think Stampy's got you covered there.
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(Said "Stampy had it.")
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(Said Anything Else)
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(Didn't Accuse Stampy)
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(Accused Stampy)
Dan: That's RIGHT I almost forgot about that!
Lizzie: That's right! In all the excitement I almost forgot about that!
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(Didn't Accuse Stampy)
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(Accused Stampy)
Dan: YOU stole the portal key from me?!
Lizzie: YOU stole the portal key from Dan?!
Stampy: It was just meant to be a prank, a harmless prank, and I am so sorry, so very very sorry.
Stacy: Yeah come on. It's Stampy. You know he would never actually try to hurt anyone.
Ivor: And so the drama continues. Fascinating.
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Be careful with it.
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You can all share it
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Leave Stampy alone.
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...
Jesse: Hey, whoever keeps it, just make sure you're careful with it, okay?
Ivor: Yes, the ability to jump between worlds is not something to take lightly.
They will remember that.
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(Didn't Accuse Stampy)
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(Accused Stampy)
Dan: After all this craziness I might be done chasing flints and steels and portals anyway...
Lizzie: After all this drama I might be finished with flints and steels and portals anyway...
Jesse: Hey it's cool, guys. You can share it! Make, like, your own Order of the Stone!
They will remember that.
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(Didn't Accuse Stampy)
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(Accused Stampy)
Dan: Yeah alright I guess I could live with that.
Lizzie: Yeah I guess I could live with that.
Stampy: Yes, that's a wonderful idea!
Jesse: Leave Stampy alone, you guys. Like he said - It was just a prank.
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(Didn't Accuse Stampy)
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(Accused Stampy)
Dan: Uh, yeah, some prank! Look how badly it went! After all this craziness I might be done chasing flints and steels and portals anyway...
Lizzie: A prank that went pretty terrible, if you ask me! After all this drama I might be finished with flints and steels and portals anyway...
They will remember that.
Jesse stays silent and crosses their arms.
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(Didn't Accuse Stampy)
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(Accused Stampy)
Dan: After all this craziness I might be done chasing flints and steels and portals anyway...
Lizzie: After all this drama I might be finished with flints and steels and portals anyway...
They will remember that.
Stacy: Well I'm not great at goodbyes, so I'm actually just going to start walking home. Thanks for everything.
Stacy waves and walks back home.
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(Didn't Accuse Stampy)
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(Accused Stampy)
Dan: Yeah, me too. Travel safe you guys.
Dan leaves as well.
Lizzie: Me too. Bye you guys.
Lizzie leaves as well.
Stampy: Byeeeeeeeeee!
Stampy runs off with his arms flailing around.
Ivor: What a strange, strange bunch of individuals.
Jesse's gang start walking to the portal.
Ivor: Cassie Whatsername was talking about being trapped here... from another world... What if she was one of the Old Builders??
Petra: Portal keys, other worlds... It all adds up I guess.
Ivor: I know!
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No way.
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I think you're right!
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That's sad if it's true.
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...
Jesse: Nah. I think she's just another traveler like us. I feel like an Old Builder would have more of a "special" vibe.
Ivor: I guess that's true...
Jesse: Oh wow! I think you could be right! It totally makes sense!
Ivor: If it's true, I sort of thought Old Builders would be taller.
Jesse: Man. That's too bad if it is true - Seeing as she turned out to be, y'know, the White Pumpkin and all.
Ivor: Yes... Hadn't thought about that.
Ivor: Obviously we have no way of proving it, but it's certainly interesting to think about...
Petra: I just can't believe that we finally met someone who MIGHT be an old builder and she's a pumpkin-wearing serial killer. Typical.
Ivor: Well here we are. Would you care to do the honors Jesse?
Jesse uses the flint and steel to light the portal. Strangely enough, nothing happens, and the portal frame seems to be a fake.
Jesse: Huh? That's weird...
Winslow suddenly reveals himself on top of the portal frame.
Jesse: Winslow?
Ivor: That's strange. I thought--
The sand beneath them crumbles down and the group falls. The flint and steel flies out of Jesse's hands and Winslow jumps down.
Portal Chamber[]
The group fall into a dark hole deep underground.
Ivor: Aughhh what happened?
Petra: I can't see a thing.
The lights turn on.
Lukas: Well that's... ominous.
Ivor: Do you hear that?
Below them is a pit full of Endermites.
Ivor: Ender-mites!
Cassie: And there it is, Jesse! You're trapped! Stuck! (laughs evilly) Just like I have been in this rotten world!
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Just let us go!
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I've gotten out of worse!
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I knew you weren't dead.
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...
Jesse: Come on, Cassie. Just let us go and we can go our separate ways.
Cassie: After everthing you've done to me? No!
Jesse: Ah please. I've gotten out of WAY worse than this, Cassie.
Cassie: Ha. I admire your bravado!
Jesse: I knew you weren't dead, Cassie. I knew it was way too easy.
Cassie: And yet you still walked right into my best and final trap!
Cassie: Nothing to say for yourself, huh? I can respect that.
Cassie: I don't know how much time you've spent with Endermites, but the poor things are eternally hungry. I would throw the flint & steel up here before I drop you down to find out how sharp their teeth are.
Jesse: Uh, guys. I dropped the flint & steel when we fell. I have no idea where it went.
Cassie: Uhh, tick tock, tick tock Jesse? What's it gonna be? The flint & steel, or your LIVES? Just give me the flint and steel, and I'll let you go free.
Ivor: (Whispers to Petra) I don't believe her.
Cassie: Just because *I* hate this place doesn't mean it's so bad. I'm sure you're way dumber than I am - You'll probably acclimate and learn to love it.
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OK, free us first!
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Find your own.
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Can't we share?
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...
Jesse: Okay. You're right. You win. We'll give you the flint & steel. But let us out first.
Cassie: No. I'm not falling for that one.
Jesse: Why don't you just go find your own?
Cassie: Have you not been paying attention at ALL? That's what I've been TRYING to do! For YEARS.
Jesse: Hey I'm sure we can make a deal, huh? How about we share?
Cassie: Share? Share? What, you wanna walk through some portal happily holding hands and stab me in the back later?
Jesse says nothing.
Cassie: Nope. This is taking too long. I'll just let the endermites eat you and fish it out of your inventory.
Cassie puts on the White Pumpkin mask.
White Pumpkin: It'll be the best fishing trip ever.
Jesse's group all gasp in fear.
White Pumpkin: Winslow, my pet! Activate the trap!
Winslow blatantly ignores the White Pumpkin's request and licks his paws.
White Pumpkin: Want something done right you hafta... Prepare for your DEATH!
The White Pumpkin pulls the lever. Which starts separating the bridge of dirt Jesse's group are standing on.
Jesse: Guys!
Ivor: Jesse!
White Pumpkin: Come on, Winslow...
Ivor and Petra start banging on the iron door. Jesse bangs on the other door.
Jesse: Stupid door!
Ivor: Augh, it's no use! Without a lever or button we'll never get these iron doors open!
Jesse: Just hold on guys, I'm gonna get up to the control panel!
Jesse throws an ender pearl up to the controls. They hold onto the edge and barely make it.
Jesse: Gah! That is... disorienting.
Jesse gets up and runs to the lever.
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Pull Lever
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Do Nothing
The White Pumpkin creeps up on Jesse and pushes them.
White Pumpkin: Guess you lacked leverage.
You died!
Jesse pulls the lever, to which it speeds up the trap.
Lukas: Uh, it just started going faster!
Jesse: She booby-trapped her BOOBY-TRAPS? That is so paranoid.
Jesse breaks the switch with their sword.
White Pumpkin: What? You thought you could do it? Just like that? Trying to get *leverage*?
At a great high, the White pumpkin jumps at Jesse and charges at them with an axe.
Cassie: Give me the key, Jesse!
Jesse barely misses the White Pumpkin's axe, and they swing at her.
White Pumpkin: Aurgh!
The White Pumpkin falls off the edge and uses an ender pearl to save herself.
Jesse: Guys?! No. No!
Petra: Hey, Jesse!
Everyone else barely survived and are just starting at the iron door.
Jesse (Male/Female): Guys! Holy crap, you're all alive! Thank goodness./Guys! I can't believe you're alive! Thank goodness.
Petra: Yeah, for now.
Jesse: Don't worry, I found a lever!
Lukas: Throw it down!
Jesse: Okay. Get ready.
Jesse drops the lever and Petra catches it.
Petra: Got it!
Jesse: Okay. You guys get to safety. I need to find that flint & steel.
White Pumpkin: You're not a fast learner, are you?
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Jump
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Do Nothing
White Pumpkin: GET OVER HERE!
The White Pumpkin pushes Jesse off the platform of dirt.
You died!
The White Pumpkin runs at Jesse, but they hop over to a platform. She teleports near them.
White Pumpkin: I grow tired of this game, Jesse.
Jesse spots the flint and steel in the distance.
White Pumpkin: The key! You didn't have it either?! Well now... It's MINE!
Jesse: Nope!
Jesse aims the ender pearl and throws it to the flint and steel.
Jesse: No!
To Jesse's surprise, the White Pumpkin teleports in front of them and pushes them. Sending the ender pearl at the wrong direction. The White Pumpkin runs to get her hands on the flint and steel.
Jesse: No. We are going home!
Jesse aims the ender pearl at the White Pumpkin's head and tackles her.
White Pumpkin: No! You can't do this! I've waited too long!
Jesse: It's mine, Cassie! I won't let you have it!
Winslow appears right in front of them and nudges the flint and steel.
White Pumpkin: No! No no Winslow. Don't touch that. No, no, no! No Winslow! Bad kitty! Stop it! Winslow! Good boy! Sweet kitty! Bring that to Master! Please bring it to Master! DON'T do that!
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STOP you stupid cat!
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Bring it to ME.
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Here kitty kitty!
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...
Winslow cheekily smiles and pushes the flint and steel off.
White Pumpkin: NO--!
Jesse: No!
The White Pumpkin gets ready to throw her ender pearl. Jesse tackles her but the ender pearl already lands. She laughs and the flint and steel falls into her hands.
Cassie: Ahhh there you are! After all this time, I'm FREE. Winslow! Where are you? We have to go!
Winslow jumps down to his owner.
White Pumpkin: What have I told you about wandering off?
Jesse: I think you should give that back, Cassie.
White Pumpkin: No I'm afraid not.
White Pumpkin pulls a switch, and the path of sand starts falling. Jesse makes a jump for it and escapes the falling sand.
White Pumpkin: I'll give you one thing! You are INCREDIBLY tenacious!
Jesse lunges their sword and charges at the White Pumpkin. She lights the flint and steel on the netherrack in front of Jesse. Trapping them.
White Pumpkin: That's Netherrack, Jesse! It stays ln fire FOREVER. Well Winslow, that's the last of the obstacles. We're finally going home!
She opens the door revealing a skull-framed portal.
White Pumpkin: Come on, Winslow.
Jesse finds Petra and Lukas hiding above them.
White Pumpkin: Winslow. Winslow, come on. Oh for the love oh-- you know I love you but you make me VERY tired sometimes.
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Cats suck!
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Hey White Pumpkin!
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You didn't say goodbye!
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...
Jesse: Hey! Cats suck!
White Pumpkin: What did you say?
Jesse: You heard me! Cats suck! Pigs are WAY cooler.
Jesse: Hey! Hey White Pumpkin!
White Pumpkin: Yes, Jesse?
Jesse: Just wanted to get your attention!
Jesse: Hey! Cassie!
White Pumpkin: What?
Jesse: Aren't you going to say goodbye? Seems pretty rude to leave someone in a deathtrap without even saying goodbye.
Jesse death stares at the White Pumpkin.
White Pumpkin: Are you... Are you just staring at me? Why?
White Pumpkin: I don't know what you're playing at, but I'm bored with it.
Petra jumps down and attacks the White Pumpkin. Lukas clears the fire with a water bucket. The flint and steel rolls away.
Ivor: What's going--
Ivor catches the flint and steel.
Ivor: --Ha! I've got it! Excellent! I did it!
White Pumpkin: You're ALL dying now!
Ivor: Uh, no thank you.
Ivor throws the flint and steel to Jesse.
Jesse: Got it!
The White Pumpkin charges at Jesse. They light her mask on fire and send her flying.
White Pumpkin: Nooooo!
The White Pumpkin is trapped. She coughs and removes her mask and chucks it.
Cassie: Well Jesse. I bet you're reeeeal proud of yourself! Look at me! Stuck again! Out of Ender Pearls!
Ivor: And that's where she wanted US to end up.
Cassie: Trapped... in my own trap... Ha. Of course. Of course.
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You got what you deserve!
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I'm sorry it went this way.
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Think about your victims.
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...
Jesse: You got what you deserve, Cassie. You've been ruthless and selfish and mean and this is where it gets you.
Cassie will remember that.
Jesse: I'm really sorry it had to be this way, Cassie. I wish it could've gone differently.
Cassie will remember that.
Cassie: Me too...
Jesse: Well at least you're still alive.
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(Didn't Accuse Stampy)
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(Accused Stampy)
Jesse: That's more than Torque Dawg or Captain Sparklez or Lizzie can say.
Jesse: That's more than Torque Dawg or Captain Sparklez or Dan can say.
Cassie: You're right. Of course you're right.
Cassie will remember that.
Cassie: ...all alone...
Cassie will remember that.
Cassie: (Tearing up) Wait! At least don't leave me here all alone. Give me my cat? My dear sweet Winslow? He's my best... my only friend. Please.
Winslow sadly looks at Cassie from above.
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[Give Winslow]
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[Walk Away]
Jesse picks up Winslow.
Jesse: Heeere kitty. Here you pain-in-the-butt kitty.
Cassie: Ha! There you are Winslow! Who loves you? Come to Master!
Jesse throws Winslow down to Cassie.
Cassie: Ohh there you are... There you are, you and me together forever, just like it always was meant to be... trapped together... forever... just me and darling Winslow...
Jesse shakes their head and walks off.
Cassie: Winslow? Winslow! Where are you, my darling? Come to Master! Please!
Cassie pulls out fish to grab Winslow's attention.
Cassie: I have a fish! Come get the fishy! Winslow? Winslow!
The group walks to the portal.
Jesse: Wow. So she kept the REAL portal hidden down here all this time.
Ivor: Unless this one is a trap too.
Lukas: I don't know if even she'd be that paranoid.
Jesse: Only one way to find out!
Jesse lights the portal.
Ivor: Good sign so far!
Petra: Yeah. No trick floors or arrows or anything.
Lukas: Okay, sure, but who's going first?
Jesse: We're a team. We all go together. Ready? One...
Everyone: Two... three...
The group runs through the portal. Ivor stops for a brief moment.
Ivor: (Winks) Adventure!
Ivor then follows through.
Epilogue[]
Next time on Minecraft: Story Mode...
CaptainSparklez: Alright. What's going on, dudes? It's me, CaptainSparklez. Next time on Minecraft: Story Mode... after defeating the dreaded White Pumpkin, will Jesse and the others find their way back to the portal hallway? And will it lead them home? Or instead, are they destined for more perilous adventures? Well... I guess I'll never know, because I got pounded into the ground by a ton of sand. I guess you saw that, right? I'm in the middle of an amazing speech and BOOM! I've suddenly become part of the floor. I mean, dude. You saw that, right? How much worse can it get? First, they choose NOT to invite me on their adventure and the next thing I know... I'm part of the floor! Anyway, one thing's for certain. Even without me, this is going to be an amazing adventure!
(Editor's Note: It's possible that there might be dialogue missing on certain parts. Feel free to add it to the wiki or comment it if you don't know how to edit the transcript).